It's St.Patricks day and Harper is a good Irish name
Title: Bad Pick-up Lines
Author: Stranj100
Fandom: DC comics
Pairing(s): Roy/Dick (Arsenal/Nightwing)
Rating: G
Summary: Sometimes they work.
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Arsenal and Nightwing are property of Time-Warner. The story is the intellectual property of the author known as Stranj100. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no profit is being made.
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“Bad Pick-up Lines”
By Stranj100
“Hey Short Pants,” Roy called.
Dick turned his head, “What?”
“Do you have any Irish in you?” the red head asked.
The acrobat gave him a weird look and said, “You know I don’t.”
Roy smirked and asked, “Would you like some?”
Dick blinked in confusion. Finally, realization dawned on his face and he smiled. “Absolutely,” he responded.
~fin~