TVU Challenge 818 - A Very Special Episode
This bit of complete crack-fic takes place between “Dog with Two Bones” and “Crichton Kicks” of “Farscape”. I blame a good chunk of this on a certain group of Scapers who shall remain nameless, you know who you are.
Pilot has already deposited Jool, D’Argo, and the old woman off at Arnesk. Rygel and Chiana had left for parts unknown and John was somewhere spinning alone in his module, he should be fine. The whole business with the Ancients is thankfully over leaving Pilot and Moya to search for their most important crew member, Aeryn Sun.
It is after Pilot’s fifth attempt at a so far fruitless search that the visitors arrive. Their ship is the oddest thing Moya or Pilot have ever seen. The small, revolving, disc-shaped ship barely looks like it could break a planet’s gravity. Regardless of the ship’s space-worthiness its crew are still able to immobilize and board Moya with an ease that causes Pilot much embarrassment.
The band are comprised solely of two bald and naked males. Or at least Pilot assumes they are males based off of the similar anatomy of his own former crewmates. (Not that he has ever watched for very long while the DRDs filmed them in the shower). Pilot isn’t in the mood to play the gracious host so the intruders skip a formal introduction and instead inform Pilot of their intentions. They are peaceful scientists on a mission to study as many unknown species as possible.
Of course Pilot is intrigued. It isn’t until the two bald-headed trespassers begin investigating his connections to Moya that Pilot has a reason to become upset (his mother warned him that this may happen one day). No one touches his sensitive area without his permission!
Pilot dispatches a mischief of DRDs to send a volley of pulse blasts to the molesters causing them to scurry back up the ladder to face him. The three find themselves in an awkward three-way stare-off before Pilot threateningly clips his claws at them. The first male turns to the other and makes a series of untranslatable clicks while the second male nods sagely.
With one last backwards glance the two go back to their ship and Pilot vows to never speak of his tentacle fondling episode ever again. Unless Aeryn wants to talk about it, of course.
Guest Starring:
Michael Shanks as Alien Intruder 1
Richard Dean Anderson as Alien Intruder 2
