Weekend D&D Game
Revenge, not sex:
"I wanted a piece of that, but a different piece."
"When he says wants to hit that, he means with his spear. The literal one."
"The one that's pointy on the end."
"His magic spear."
"The one that's made of wood -- No, wait."
"You can't escape the double entendre!"
We didn't make much progress, but there were a lot of dumb jokes. So it was a good game.
EDIT: I missed a perfect chance to quote from Firefly last night. We were just in time to rescue somebody from being sacrificed, and nobody pointed out that we were Big Damn Heroes.
"I wanted a piece of that, but a different piece."
"When he says wants to hit that, he means with his spear. The literal one."
"The one that's pointy on the end."
"His magic spear."
"The one that's made of wood -- No, wait."
"You can't escape the double entendre!"
We didn't make much progress, but there were a lot of dumb jokes. So it was a good game.
EDIT: I missed a perfect chance to quote from Firefly last night. We were just in time to rescue somebody from being sacrificed, and nobody pointed out that we were Big Damn Heroes.