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What's up with this weather?
Actually I don't even really care about the weather.
I have MORE important things to think about,
like how my mom is picking me up in two hours to get my car.
AND what kind of an air-freshener I'm going to buy,
OH, I hope it has that new car smell.
Well, it won't smell new but it's going to smell like used but freshly new car.
I wish they bottled new car smell as a fragrance.
Chanel would probably sell it and it would be outrageously expensive.
But knowing me I would probably buy it.
Wow, where the fuck am I going with this?
I got wayyyy too drunk last night..whatever, it happens.
So I figure I might state some rules for the passengers of my car.
Rule #1- No smoking, not even if I am, until further notice.
Rule #2- If you have drugs or are using drugs in my car I will simply pull over to the shoulder and hit the eject button.
Rule #3- Wear your seatbelt at all times.
Rule #4- I choose the music. That means NO country. EVER. PERIOD! GOODNIGHT!
Rule #5- No hitting or distracting me, and no loud screaming.
Thank you.
Actually I don't even really care about the weather.
I have MORE important things to think about,
like how my mom is picking me up in two hours to get my car.
AND what kind of an air-freshener I'm going to buy,
OH, I hope it has that new car smell.
Well, it won't smell new but it's going to smell like used but freshly new car.
I wish they bottled new car smell as a fragrance.
Chanel would probably sell it and it would be outrageously expensive.
But knowing me I would probably buy it.
Wow, where the fuck am I going with this?
I got wayyyy too drunk last night..whatever, it happens.
So I figure I might state some rules for the passengers of my car.
Rule #1- No smoking, not even if I am, until further notice.
Rule #2- If you have drugs or are using drugs in my car I will simply pull over to the shoulder and hit the eject button.
Rule #3- Wear your seatbelt at all times.
Rule #4- I choose the music. That means NO country. EVER. PERIOD! GOODNIGHT!
Rule #5- No hitting or distracting me, and no loud screaming.
Thank you.