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To: DMesser@gmail.com
From: DSloane@gmail.com
Subject: RE: Sleepy?

MOR’ MOR’ MOR’! IF I TALK IN ALL CAPS IT WAKES ME UP

To: DSloane@gmail.com
From: DMesser@gmail.com
Subject: RE: Sleepy?

CAPS ARE WHERE IT'S AT, SON!!! LOOK AT THESE MUTHAFUKIN' CAPS!!! DO YOU SEE THEM? THEY DON'T EVEN COME IN ANOTHER STYLE. JUST SANS SERIF, SON!

To: DMesser@gmail.com
From: DSloane@gmail.com
Subject: RE: Sleepy?

Congrats, I’m no longer the weird one. We’re switching you to decaf.