$20 Later.....

Jun 23, 2005 02:27

I am the proud father of 16 children!

*1 hour passes*

14 children!

So, I sat up in my seat and I proclaimed "I want fish!" But everyone thought I was either A) Hungry, B) using a new code name for weed, or C) "I'll pull out the frying pan!" Since Jessica had this tank that held my ilegitamte turtle child, which I killed because I was cleaning it's tank and over night it dies. Great..... Anyways, she had no use for it anymore. So, I nabbed it and it sat in the back seat of my car for a couple of weeks until I proclaimed "I want fish!"

NOW! I bought 16 fishes, to test the tank and what not out. It wasn't more than $2, so what the hell, why not!? I'm cleaning the tank, getting the filter ready I have my fishes all ready to go in and guess what I notice floating after I put them all in? 2 OF THEM! Jessica's fish (which was a goner anway) and some over unnamed fish. Poor Bearnice and Unamed fish, met their doom in the septic tank of Canton Township tonight. Truly said...Good luck my other 14 children. Zac named one of them but I don't remember the name, but I know it's the only one that is all orange. So now I have to name one. Jessica picked out the one that had this huge red dot on its head, luckily there was another one with a smaller, but noticable red dot on its head. Bearnice 2 is doing fine and well.

I think I've over fed them already. I fed them when I got them, fed them after I watched a movie with Jessica, and when I came back from taking her home. So 3 times in the past 4 hours...I'm gonna stuff my children! Just in case I forget about them when I'm out all night doing things beside sitting at home and feeding my fish.

I'm such a loser, I've made this huge entry about my new children fishies. Somebody give me something better to do besides talk about feeding my fish right after I feed them

OH YEAH! Jessica tis be thee greatest ma in the 10 gallon seas!

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