Beer is good... and stuff!
This is from the back of the most badass beer bottle that I have ever read:
Arrogant Bastard Ale
ar - ro - gance (ar'o gans) n.
The act or quality of being arrogant; haughty; undue assumption; overbearing conciet.
Arrogant Bastard Ale: This is an agressive beer. You probably won't like it. It is quite doubtful that you have the taste or sophistication to be able to appreciate an ale of his quality and depth. We would suggest that you stick to safer and more familiar territory --- maybe something with a multi-million dollar ad campaign aimed at convincing you it's made in a little brewery, or one that implies that their tasteless fizzy yellow beer will give you more sex appeal. Perhaps you think multi-million dollar ad campaigns make a beer taste better. Perhaps you're mouthing your words as you read this.
The Brewery: Located in North County San Diego, we are a small, honest, brewery with unrealistically high, yet cantankerously unwavering, standards. We concentrate on creating the most satisfying, big character ales imaginable, by using only the finest natural ingredients. And lots of 'em! It's an approach that leaves many bewildered, but it works for us Arrogant Bastards, and we're the only ones that are worth satisfying.
Questions or comments? If you don't like this beer, keep it to yourself --- we don't want to hear from any snivelling yellow-beer-drinkin' wimps, 'cause this beer wasn't made for you.
Told you. Epic.
Arrogant Bastard Ale
ar - ro - gance (ar'o gans) n.
The act or quality of being arrogant; haughty; undue assumption; overbearing conciet.
Arrogant Bastard Ale: This is an agressive beer. You probably won't like it. It is quite doubtful that you have the taste or sophistication to be able to appreciate an ale of his quality and depth. We would suggest that you stick to safer and more familiar territory --- maybe something with a multi-million dollar ad campaign aimed at convincing you it's made in a little brewery, or one that implies that their tasteless fizzy yellow beer will give you more sex appeal. Perhaps you think multi-million dollar ad campaigns make a beer taste better. Perhaps you're mouthing your words as you read this.
The Brewery: Located in North County San Diego, we are a small, honest, brewery with unrealistically high, yet cantankerously unwavering, standards. We concentrate on creating the most satisfying, big character ales imaginable, by using only the finest natural ingredients. And lots of 'em! It's an approach that leaves many bewildered, but it works for us Arrogant Bastards, and we're the only ones that are worth satisfying.
Questions or comments? If you don't like this beer, keep it to yourself --- we don't want to hear from any snivelling yellow-beer-drinkin' wimps, 'cause this beer wasn't made for you.
Told you. Epic.