Dec 30, 2004 20:07
Wow. This is really really really fun. Everyone should try it! Drink scalding hot caffeinated vanilla-bean tea (available from some esoteric manufacturing company called "mighty leaf", never heard of them before, so I suspect it was smuggled home from some luncheon or hotel in someone's wallet or purse...anyway...so, you have to get the tea, and drink it while you eat chocolate...chocolate with rum in it...the only way to do it! THEN you must play DDR and attempt the highest level and fastest song. It's absolutely magnificent. By this time your heart-rate has kicked the caffeine deep into your system, and you are set for hours of enjoyment. Actually, you'll probably be too fast for even the highest levels of DDR, so you may have to break-dance to reach your full potential. After several hours the family will probably be less than enchanted with you hogging the game all to yourself, so you should let them have a five minute turn while you take a break from all that exercise by skipping laps around your neighborhood.
Next, while you're winding down, you must log on to lj and write a similar entry while you are still in your caffeine/chocolate-rum cherry frenzy. It's amazing how fast your fingers will go. If your like me, it'll only take three minutes. Use the remainder of energy to write college essays. Don't question my priorities here.