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For the first time in my life, I want to have my fledgling beard grow into full maturity. I want it to go through all the stages, right now it is in the logan phase... (you know... Wolverine?)
The phases that my beard should go through are:
Alcoholic
Logan
Newjack Hipster
Luciano Pavarotti
Latin Insurrectionist
Seasonsed Hipster
Angry Vagrant
Westernized Islamic
Hipster Killer
Terrorist
Gregorian Monk (Jackpot)
Oh, it will be great. I have never personally gone past the Pavarotti phase, so this will be treading into new ground. Also, I like the aesthetic of shorter hair more and more. Does this mean I'm getting older or something? I don't know, it's just easier... and completes the monk look.
The phases that my beard should go through are:
Alcoholic
Logan
Newjack Hipster
Luciano Pavarotti
Latin Insurrectionist
Seasonsed Hipster
Angry Vagrant
Westernized Islamic
Hipster Killer
Terrorist
Gregorian Monk (Jackpot)
Oh, it will be great. I have never personally gone past the Pavarotti phase, so this will be treading into new ground. Also, I like the aesthetic of shorter hair more and more. Does this mean I'm getting older or something? I don't know, it's just easier... and completes the monk look.