Comments | stranger_house: LISTEN UP!

thirdjoshua in stranger_house

LISTEN UP!

Apr 10, 2007 16:20

I DIDN'T JOIN THE FUCKING CIRCUS. AND TOM IS A CUNT.

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spiderhys April 10 2007, 23:22:56 UTC

I thought you said you woke up next to a clown?

thirdjoshua April 10 2007, 23:28:03 UTC

Rhys, m'dear boy, haven't we all done that before? And it's not like I slept with the clown. I literally woke up and saw this bloke dressed as a clown.

faristhepimp April 11 2007, 17:09:59 UTC

Fucking liar.

thirdjoshua April 11 2007, 17:39:23 UTC

I resent that. Highly, Big Bird. *turns his nose up in air*

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hobo_tomethy April 11 2007, 17:32:44 UTC

Why am I a cunt? I haven't been saying you've joined the circus!

thirdjoshua April 11 2007, 17:37:43 UTC

Right, point taken (Joe's a cunt for that), but you were the one that gave me acid a few days ago and now look! Look what you've done!

hobo_tomethy April 11 2007, 17:41:21 UTC

You shouldn't do drugs, Joshua, don't you know they're bad for you?

thirdjoshua April 11 2007, 17:45:08 UTC

Oh, piss off, you little hypocrite. Now I'm all... indignant. And stuff. *sighs*

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dancewhore_joe April 11 2007, 19:41:46 UTC

JOSHUA!

I was merely trying to make your absence seem more interesting!

thirdjoshua April 11 2007, 19:42:56 UTC

I hate you.

dancewhore_joe April 11 2007, 19:44:24 UTC

I hate you more.

You left me.

thirdjoshua April 11 2007, 19:46:31 UTC

WHAT? WHAT DID I DO?

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jamienotcentaur April 12 2007, 02:30:52 UTC

What's all this about a circus?

thirdjoshua April 12 2007, 07:53:39 UTC

Ask Joe. He's making up stories. Again. There really was no circus - just me, and I quote, being an "idiot."

jamienotcentaur April 12 2007, 10:19:18 UTC

Will you hit me if I say I'm really not surprised about the "idiot" comment?

I quite like the circus. Maybe I could join one if/when Klaxons are over. Hmm, I wouldn't mind being a trapeze artist, but they'd probably just make me sell popcorn or something.

thirdjoshua April 12 2007, 18:51:49 UTC

YES! *smacks* I have a degree, you know! And I didn't order it online.

I don't see you as being able to get thrown about hundreds of feet in the air. Popcorn, however, is your true calling in life.

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wild_wange April 12 2007, 22:13:26 UTC

*raises eyebrows*

Thought you were the circus...

thirdjoshua April 12 2007, 22:17:10 UTC

*frowns*

No, but you will be after I beat you with cotton candy. And... a lollipop. Yeah, that's right, sweets!

wild_wange April 13 2007, 07:09:47 UTC

*eyes up hair*

Yeah, well, I doubt you'd want a candy apple stuck in that mess.

thirdjoshua April 13 2007, 07:14:53 UTC

*frown only deepens*

If you don't watch it -- it's not a mess, by the way, it's called backcombing -- that candy apple is going to end up in a very uncomfortable part of your anatomy.