I'm very, very dim.
My parents were going away for most of yesterday and I was babysitting the dog while they were gone. I was taking the ten o'clock bus from my place, at which time my parents had already left. And I was thinking to myself as I left that if I lost the bus or elseways got delayed, I'd just call the house.
And the worst part? It really took me a long time to realise why that didn't sound right.
I can imagine the phone conversation:
Me: I'll be there in ten minutes, I'm running a little late.
Dog: woof
And while that dog is eerily human at times, I don't think she's gonna answer the phone. And exactly why my parents needed to name 30+ kilos of pure joy of life Tussi which is the Norwegian name of Eyore, will never make sense to me.
The woofer, as photographed by my brother.
And the worst part? It really took me a long time to realise why that didn't sound right.
I can imagine the phone conversation:
Me: I'll be there in ten minutes, I'm running a little late.
Dog: woof
And while that dog is eerily human at times, I don't think she's gonna answer the phone. And exactly why my parents needed to name 30+ kilos of pure joy of life Tussi which is the Norwegian name of Eyore, will never make sense to me.
The woofer, as photographed by my brother.