I will skull fuck you with a razor wire strap-on

Jun 30, 2009 16:21

Please don't anyone comment on this because it's not worth commenting on. It's just me hating her...I need to vent, I need to fucking vent. Or I need to punch someone. Or just Heather. Yea, maybe just Heather. It's not even a big deal, it's just that she infinitely sucks 12 in. cock and is a selfish, inconsiderate, immature prick of a bitch all of the time, not even in this case but I hate her so much that everything seems like it's some horrible ordeal because of how badly I want to maim her.

Okay, here is what happened. Once again, it's not that big a deal and I can't understand why I am so angry, but I am so here it is: Our landlords left for a trip for two weeks and Heather negotiated that we would take care of the fish and get $50 off of our rent. ($25 for each..eh, not bad.) So, she texts me and says "Hey, to make this fair, how about we both take care of the fish? (Fine, that's reasonable) You take the a.m. and I'll take the p.m." First of all, thanks for asking like a normal person and not telling me what to do, asshole. Secondly, she knows that I get up way earlier than she does every single day to go to work. In fact, I saw her leaving at 3:45 this afternoon just then going to work. She gets a hours more sleep and she also drives whereas I walk and can't waste any time. She's so fucking lazy. I do all the fucking housework because she just sits on greg's cock while reading the Bible until 2 a.m., the worthless twit that she is. She made the arrangements and therefore, she should do that worse of the two or she should have at least offered me the choice of being able to pick the "shit shift" or the "better shift". Honestly, I would have picked feeding them in the morning because I wouldn't have minded. It's just the way she does things that makes me so mad about nothing. So, last night after Sean dropped me off, I told her I thought it would be more fair if she fed them in the morning next week. She'll probably whine to greg and say I'm bossy, etc. She just pisses me off with everything she does. What gets my panties in a bunch is that she does nothing useful for anyone, she is selfish, and she is inconsiderate. So, that was my lame emo-whining moment. The end. Also, I am going to tell her all of the above tonight so maybe she can "try to work on her character" which she prides herself on doing although I do not see any results of all her "trying". What a worthless cunt. Ha!

ANYWAY, I am starting work on my new graphic novel which is sexy and there will be tons of hate, gore, and mind fucks, plus my heroine is bad ass even though she is a woman. I couldn't be more pleased. Hopefully I will be famous one day.....maybe. Does anyone want to see a comic like this? I don't know, actually.

Also, this weekend will be somewhat eventful with fireworks on Saturday and the zoo with the best people on Sunday to go see the sharks. Fuck yes.
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