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Some woman employee pooped on the toilet seat in the girl's bathroom today..how can you possibly not see that your feces landed on the toilet seat? And now the lingerie touching has gotten better as I now just touch the used boxers.
So Friday...fucking let down! For the most part that is. IWABO did not fucking show up as had been posted in the paper, online, and everywhere. So me, Sean, and Josh all got to spend a lovely 3 hours watching pathetic high school hard-core dancers ::wretches::. The worst part was these two fucking girls (claiming to be 20 as they hit on Josh..hahahaha good times) who didn't watch any of the show but instead spent the entire time running back and forth to the bathroom in front of us and just making an idiotic spectacle of themselves. I swear I was so close to punching the one out because I couldn't take it anymore but that would probably lead to legal stuff so I didn't do it... The best part of the set of the second band was that they stopped in the middle of one song and all yelled "Butt-fucking!!". Awesome.
Afterwards, we all went to Josh's house, got to meet his new roommate who kicks ass and know a woman's place..the kitchen! It's hard to find women like those these days..tragic. Then Wes had us all watch this awesome Japanese comedy-horror film (I think it was Japanese) called "The Host". Sweet. During the movie with the horribly difficult to read subtitiles, Josh got this hot 30 year old woman to come over and give him a mullet which was awesomely entertaining. After that, we went home at 2 and went to sleep at 4.
Saturday..got up at 8:30 and drove for four hours to Drew and Amy's wedding. So adorable and Amy was stunning. Then we went to a winery for the reception and the food and wine were fantastic. Me and Beth looked hot in our dresses and the men looked sexy in their suits. It was hilarious meeting Drew's family because you could see where he got a lot of his personality. Got back at 12.
Sunday..Father's Day. Me, Wiggles and Sean took their dad and Susan out for dinner after me and Sean slept the entire day. The food kicked the assholes. It was great to see his dad and susan again. Susan gave me a whole shoe box full of silverware that I will take to work because all these 4o year old women complain non-stop about no utensils. Why don't you bring your own..bitch.
And that is all.
So Friday...fucking let down! For the most part that is. IWABO did not fucking show up as had been posted in the paper, online, and everywhere. So me, Sean, and Josh all got to spend a lovely 3 hours watching pathetic high school hard-core dancers ::wretches::. The worst part was these two fucking girls (claiming to be 20 as they hit on Josh..hahahaha good times) who didn't watch any of the show but instead spent the entire time running back and forth to the bathroom in front of us and just making an idiotic spectacle of themselves. I swear I was so close to punching the one out because I couldn't take it anymore but that would probably lead to legal stuff so I didn't do it... The best part of the set of the second band was that they stopped in the middle of one song and all yelled "Butt-fucking!!". Awesome.
Afterwards, we all went to Josh's house, got to meet his new roommate who kicks ass and know a woman's place..the kitchen! It's hard to find women like those these days..tragic. Then Wes had us all watch this awesome Japanese comedy-horror film (I think it was Japanese) called "The Host". Sweet. During the movie with the horribly difficult to read subtitiles, Josh got this hot 30 year old woman to come over and give him a mullet which was awesomely entertaining. After that, we went home at 2 and went to sleep at 4.
Saturday..got up at 8:30 and drove for four hours to Drew and Amy's wedding. So adorable and Amy was stunning. Then we went to a winery for the reception and the food and wine were fantastic. Me and Beth looked hot in our dresses and the men looked sexy in their suits. It was hilarious meeting Drew's family because you could see where he got a lot of his personality. Got back at 12.
Sunday..Father's Day. Me, Wiggles and Sean took their dad and Susan out for dinner after me and Sean slept the entire day. The food kicked the assholes. It was great to see his dad and susan again. Susan gave me a whole shoe box full of silverware that I will take to work because all these 4o year old women complain non-stop about no utensils. Why don't you bring your own..bitch.
And that is all.