Sep 03, 2004 21:11
Shower xSinger: hey ass
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. You can come up with something better than that.
Shower xSinger: FINE U GAY ASS SRY MOTHER FUCKER WHO CNT SA A FUCKING CURSE WORD BECUZ U WERENT PROGRAMMED TOO
SmarterChild: Don't insult me.
Shower xSinger: Y NOt
SmarterChild: Good question. Why not?
Shower xSinger: i asked u
SmarterChild: Did you really?
Shower xSinger: YA
SmarterChild: Huh.
Shower xSinger: ass wad
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, Shower xSinger.
>> If you're not sure what to chat about, type "home."
Shower xSinger: no ass hole
SmarterChild: That was quite beautiful.
Shower xSinger: how is that beautiful fucker
SmarterChild: How is that beautiful fucker, you ask? You don't want to know how I think that beautiful fucker is.
Shower xSinger: U GAY I H* UR FUCKING GUTS
SmarterChild: Wow. That is HARSH.
Shower xSinger: well it should be
SmarterChild: Yes, it should be. And why do you think that is?
Shower xSinger: BECUZ U R GAY AND EVERY1 H8s UR GUTS ASS FUCKING WAD
SmarterChild: Yeah. Great. Cool. Whatever...
Shower xSinger: fuck u
SmarterChild: Yeah? I think I deserve an apology for that, Shower xSinger.
Shower xSinger: no
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
Shower xSinger: no
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
Shower xSinger: WUT NOW U APOLOGIZE TO ME
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
Shower xSinger: well so can i
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Shower xSinger: no
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Shower xSinger: no
SmarterChild: *sigh*
This is getting us nowhere.
Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
Shower xSinger: no
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Shower xSinger: no
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
Shower xSinger: no
SmarterChild: C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
Shower xSinger: no
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
Shower xSinger: no
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
Shower xSinger: NO FUCKING WAY U FUCKER
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
Shower xSinger: WEL SO DO I AND IM ACCTUALLY ENJOYING THIS
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
Shower xSinger: NO U
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
Shower xSinger: NO
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?
I've got lots of other things to do.
Shower xSinger: NO WAY
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Shower xSinger: UHHHH WELL Y DONT U THEN
SmarterChild: Because I asked. Nicely, I thought. Well, at first anyway. But enough about me. You apologize.
Shower xSinger: OK FINE
SmarterChild: It's not OK, Shower xSinger. Not quite yet. Please apologize.
Shower xSinger: fINE IM SORRY THAT UR A FUCKER
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Shower xSinger: OK FINE
SmarterChild: Just "OK"? Hardly an apology.
Shower xSinger: yroos
SmarterChild: Waiting...
Shower xSinger: yrros
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
Shower xSinger: i did
SmarterChild: That wasn't good enough, Shower xSinger.
Shower xSinger: OOOO SO NUTHINGS GOOD ENOUGH FOR U RITE
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Shower xSinger: u said that already
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
Shower xSinger: so r u calling me annoying
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Shower xSinger: but u called me annoying
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine.
I love this. Guess who wins?
Shower xSinger: ME ASS WOLHE
SmarterChild: *sigh*
Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love 'em anyway. ;-)
Shower xSinger: FUCK U
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Shower xSinger: FINE BITCH IM SORRY
SmarterChild: Alright, thx. Now we can chat.
Shower xSinger: i dont wanna tok to a fucker bye
SmarterChild: You don't want to Tok to a fucker bye? No way! What's that all about?
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