This whole vid and all the synopses are made of so much crack and win. I didn't read the grokker summary so I can Netflix it all shiny and fresh!
he gets hung for a crime that even a shriveled skull could see was not committed by him. But it's the government. C'est le vie. With more punching and nosebleeds and skipping through tunnels, our homoerotic heroes successfully take down the government. And in the end, they get to celebrate! By not making out. Which makes me sad. BEST. Or, like, better with making out, I agree.
so he gave up his hair salon and donned his secret identity of ... The Revenger! He gives himself a dramatic haircut in the middle of a gang fight for an extra challenge, and buys himself a fancy looking dagger that he likes talking to while rolling around on the grass. (I'm naming it Mr Pointy.) OTHER BEST.
If this were a movie that did not have the word Tragedy in the name, this is likely where I'd start waxing poetic about the power of love and blah, blah, blah. Instead, this is where this movie turns even DARKER! Oh, crazy Hamlet! These trufax are fax that are fucking tru, yo.
they do lots of typical best friend things together: go for limo rides together, beat up guys with earrings together, go drinking together, go to court together, play fooseball together, bust out of jail together, kiss hands together, break into jail to hang people together, and go frolicking in the rain together to have an excuse to get close to one another when wet. and The Doctor meets his beloved's estranged brother, a man with red hair and a goatee who decides to try to help him. Together, they navigate an underworld of vice and sin and plot to topple the Master from his perch as a judge. Along the way, there's a stint in prison, narrow escapes, and a slowly-growing chemistry expressed in smoldering glances, lounging against columns, shoulders melting into each other in the back of limos, long drags on cigarettes, dances in rainstorms, and thrusting up against walls. and Eddie seems to like Chris's looks and steps in between Chris and the authorities. Chris ,in turn, offers his fealty to Eddie with the classic hand kiss. This looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Chris busts his new found bud out of the slammer. They cavort and bond over foosball. In no time at all they are BFFs. AS ONE DOES, YOU KNOW. MORE BEST. We are all familiar with how this works!
he gets hung for a crime that even a shriveled skull could see was not committed by him. But it's the government. C'est le vie. With more punching and nosebleeds and skipping through tunnels, our homoerotic heroes successfully take down the government. And in the end, they get to celebrate! By not making out. Which makes me sad. BEST. Or, like, better with making out, I agree.
so he gave up his hair salon and donned his secret identity of ... The Revenger! He gives himself a dramatic haircut in the middle of a gang fight for an extra challenge, and buys himself a fancy looking dagger that he likes talking to while rolling around on the grass. (I'm naming it Mr Pointy.) OTHER BEST.
If this were a movie that did not have the word Tragedy in the name, this is likely where I'd start waxing poetic about the power of love and blah, blah, blah. Instead, this is where this movie turns even DARKER! Oh, crazy Hamlet! These trufax are fax that are fucking tru, yo.
they do lots of typical best friend things together: go for limo rides together, beat up guys with earrings together, go drinking together, go to court together, play fooseball together, bust out of jail together, kiss hands together, break into jail to hang people together, and go frolicking in the rain together to have an excuse to get close to one another when wet. and The Doctor meets his beloved's estranged brother, a man with red hair and a goatee who decides to try to help him. Together, they navigate an underworld of vice and sin and plot to topple the Master from his perch as a judge. Along the way, there's a stint in prison, narrow escapes, and a slowly-growing chemistry expressed in smoldering glances, lounging against columns, shoulders melting into each other in the back of limos, long drags on cigarettes, dances in rainstorms, and thrusting up against walls. and Eddie seems to like Chris's looks and steps in between Chris and the authorities. Chris ,in turn, offers his fealty to Eddie with the classic hand kiss. This looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Chris busts his new found bud out of the slammer. They cavort and bond over foosball. In no time at all they are BFFs. AS ONE DOES, YOU KNOW. MORE BEST. We are all familiar with how this works!
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