Not to be all "my daddy is better than your daddy" but...
Email I sent to my dad:
Everyone loves me. According to Greg, I give them no other choice.They have to.
Anyway, keeping this, putting it into a seperate folder on my email(thanks mom).
The love of my life (Jeffery, for those at home keeping
score) called and has the evening off. We're meeting at 7pm for anevening's entertainment. Which'll probably involve dinner and then him falling asleep at 9 like last time.
I will be coming home to change though. I spilled hot fries in my lap at lunch. Then ketchup down the back of my jeans leg. Pure talent, I know.
Response From Dad:
Ugh, I strongly agree you need to change. Will be at church hall, cooking mass qualities of fish, consecrating and changing an occasional water to beer, etc.