David

[strangeduet]

I really don't like David. He is so irritating and catty. He messes up my hair. I don't want to tell him to his face because I'd rather be passive aggressive and write it in a blog. That way he'll still read it, but I won't feel responsible for him knowing. He's staring at me while I'm typing this: how rude. And he has the gaul to suggest that it's even ruder for me to write it in front of him. Now he has left the room so this is no longer entertaining to me.

I'm aware that it's pretty lame for me to post this nonsensical entry after months of an inactive membership, but c'est la vie.

P.S. David is my (favorite) uncle.