The Lord Hath Been Irked
I am building an ark. The ground is saturated and my basement is flooded and lake plans are on the rocks. God is angry, and I shall retaliate.
The only animals I have to bring are Pepper and Leo, who are indeed different genders, although neutered and of separate species. It will work somehow, you know, the same way it worked out that we have sheep even though Noah sacrificed one of the two right after the rain stopped.
Yesterday Krista and I made good use of our days off work by prancing around in the rain like rainfairies. That made me feel a little better about the whole apocalyptic situation, but only a little.
But Emmett comes tomorrow! Yay for bad weather and boyfriends.
The only animals I have to bring are Pepper and Leo, who are indeed different genders, although neutered and of separate species. It will work somehow, you know, the same way it worked out that we have sheep even though Noah sacrificed one of the two right after the rain stopped.
Yesterday Krista and I made good use of our days off work by prancing around in the rain like rainfairies. That made me feel a little better about the whole apocalyptic situation, but only a little.
But Emmett comes tomorrow! Yay for bad weather and boyfriends.