I'm really just in it for the stories

Apr 19, 2012 21:01

Frivolous civil claim: $200 to file

Custom-made suit: $500

Amount you're paying your top-notch lawyer to sit in court: $600/hour

Hearing said lawyer stroll up to the counter and, with complete seriousness, ask if his re-filed documents had "passed the mustard"...? PRICELESS.

It's 'passed muster', man. Passed muster. I think I wounded something with my silent internal guffaw.

clerkin'

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