*is random*

Aug 17, 2010 19:39

Now I know some folks out there think they've got pretty fancy high-tech security systems. Heck, some people even hire personal security guards or train attack-dogs.

Me? I've got them all beat.

BECAUSE I APPEAR TO HAVE A MOAT. >:-D



I'm going to fill it with crocodiles and sit on my balcony cackling from on high.

Unrelated, I am saddened to learn that I would never ever in ten million years be able to pass the RCMP's fitness requirement. (Or, as they so endearingly put it, the 'physical problem-solving' component. Hee!) It's not even that I particularly want to be a cop or anything, although I'll admit to having harboured that dream for about a year back in high school, but I get all sulky when the world gives me a solid "NO, YOU CAN NOT" in much the same way that I'm grievously disappointed by my inability to grow a mustache.

... and those are my thoughts on zoom.

help i'm talking and i can't shut up, random, room with a view

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