This had to be done. I was provoked.
The Difference Between Hats and Toques
By Strange Creature, Toque-Wearer
Preliminary matter: It is pronounced tOOk so as to ryhme with 'spook'. You Americans disturb me when you say it like 'toke' as in what you do to a joint. Okay, let's do this thing...
Saporta wears hats.
Different types of hats!
Pictured from right to left: Hat! Hat! Hat! Cannibalism! (Tentative hypothesis: hats prevent cannibalism? More research required...)
Hurray for the Gabe-hats!
Pete wears a Gabe... *headtilt*
... and sometimes a monkey.
But Patrick wears hats!
Though sometimes also toques.
Mikeyway wears TOQUES!
Many, many toques. Probably stolen.
Toques and parkas. Indoors. (Tentative hypothesis: Mikeyway = secret Canadian heritage? Look into this...)
Bob wears really cool toques.
But sometimes he just wears a Frank.
Gerard wears HAT OF FIRE!
And also Big Bird. But no toque.
Thus, in conclusion:
HAT.
TOQUE.
THAT IS ALL.