Comments | strangecreature: I refuse to believe in accidental threesomes.

strangecreature

I refuse to believe in accidental threesomes.

Mar 12, 2009 11:56

If the character not actually appearing in the main pairing would kindly remove himself from the sex scene, that would be lovelyI swear I used to be able to write faster than this. I'm actually beginning to wonder if not rpg-ing anymore has destroyed my ability to write at even a moderate speed. Then again, when you're gaming, you get to know at ( Read more... )

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apiphile March 12 2009, 18:39:05 UTC

AHahah see I have this horrid suspicion that you're talking about a specific inky little sex pest...

strangecreature March 12 2009, 18:45:10 UTC

You suspicions are justified, I'm afraid. There wasn't even supposed to be a sex scene! I tend heavily towards implication and fade-to-black, and then I thought 'What the hell! I used to write sex all the time! Let's do it!', and then there was Frank in the middle of everything. How does this happen?

apiphile March 12 2009, 18:46:57 UTC

Teleportation? I think he may be a Time Agent. Or possibly a Time Lord.

strangecreature March 12 2009, 19:02:57 UTC

Frank/John Hart = amazing OTP of chaos and shortness? *g*

apiphile March 12 2009, 19:03:41 UTC

Oh my god I want to write that but I can't because all the blood just went to my pants. UNF.

strangecreature March 12 2009, 19:20:20 UTC

It's actually all a misunderstanding, because John was sure the Agent he's supposed to be rendezvousing with had some sort of neck tattoo like that, and Frank's just tipsy enough to be ignoring the weirdness and going along with it all "You can rendezvous me anytime, dude" because Gerard would love this guy's jacket and Mikey would love his boots and Frank would love to get him back to his bunk and see what's underneath 'em. And then Bob turns up looking for Frank and John's all "Hello!" (because things are always better when there's a blond) and Bob does his 'ohgodacamera' face and drags Frank away before things turn scary. S'true!

apiphile March 12 2009, 19:24:07 UTC

C'mon, you can write two fics simultaneously, you're a clever duckling ...

*grabby hands*

GIMME.

strangecreature March 12 2009, 19:46:53 UTC

I can't even write one at a time!! *g*

apiphile March 12 2009, 19:47:43 UTC

Dirty dirty lies. LIES. Hit me with your porn. :P

strangecreature March 12 2009, 20:09:56 UTC

So sorry, no prawns here! 650 words of Frank-talking and Ray-thinking and bad innuendos about basses thus far. Which I will inevitably continue working on right through Trusts this afternoon...

apiphile March 12 2009, 20:11:15 UTC

You're just that devoted! I've got 1.1k of crap and facial tics here. IT IS NOT EVEN THE RIGHT STORY.

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