What the Dickens?

[strangecreature]

Help! Help! Charles Dickens ate my ability to write a clear sentence! Mooom, make him give it baaack!*

In other news, I have accumulated 86.6 Hobbit Miles since I started that walking madness. We are in the forest and shall likely stray from the path quite soon. Tsk, hobbits. They never listen, man...

* I'm aware that blaming someone who's been

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[chlare]

*patpat* There, there my dear. I'm sure the bad man will go away soon. ;)

[strangecreature]

You know, I thought I'd finally got it out of my system just now...

...and then I accidentally invented the word 'earbrows'. Earbrows!! Who am I supposed to blame for that?!

[chlare]

...and what in the hell, pray tell, is an earbrow supposed to be?

[strangecreature]

A particularly fantastic typo of 'eyebrow', I'm afraid.

*waggles earbrows at you*

[chlare]

Well, that's not nearly as fun. Ptht.

For some reason earbrows makes me think of barbells. *shakes head*

[strangecreature]

Oh, but you've really got to visualize 'em. *G*

Barbells! Now that could get interesting! "He tilted his head and raised a barbell inquiringly..." X-D