Super saturday!
Its saturday, yay.
I had to go in and help move shit today at work. We moved my breakpress and I built 2 tables. I'm special like that.
I got NEW pictures via email from Hippy. Sweet. I got like 5 of me in the "Camp Confussed" K-Y Jelly Wrestling. Yes, I did oil wrestling with some drunk chick. Saddly she set herself up for a pin. Meh, mark one more win for me! I was going to do it again but I was too tired.
I also got a pic of me and the chick who's dad yelled at me for letting her shove her tongue down my throat.
Hold on... lets back track for a second here. You might be wondering "brownie why would you let this thing happen?" well I'll tell you.
It was Friday Night at Moondance. I was in the 'sand pit'. Its called that becase its right up near the stage and there is sand all around the stage. hence the name, get it... ok.
So I'm in the pit and I'm sporting my kick ass frog/duck beads. Real pimps wear pink ducks and don't let anyone think other wise! So this chick who's about half my hight asks for my frog beads. I had to give them up cuz she asked so nicely. I gave them to her, flashed her boobs and a pic was taken. She reached for a hug and I gave her one and she grabbed my head and shoved her tongue down my throat!
Now many guys would be like "oh kick ass I get to make out with a total random stranger!". Sorry not Brownie, thats not how I roll bitch. I was like "DUDE! Not cool!". She asked where I was camping and if we wanted to go back there. Now since I've broken up with my girlfriend I haven't been with another woman. I told her I'd rather stay for the concert. yea... FUCK YOU! So she started grinding up on me and that damn little devil brownie popped up on my shoulder. I hate that fucker.
All of a sudden this really old guy came up yelling at me. Now picture Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. Thats him. Except with alittle more hair. He was yelling about me taking advantage of his daughter, who at this point told me she's 30. (For some reason at this years concert I got all older chicks)
I told the guy I wasn't taking advantage of her and she was the one doing so. He started calling me a punk kid. Which I took offense! I'm not punk, I'm emo! I think? Anyways, I says to the guy that I apologize if he feels it is my fault and wish to not argue and fight. He kinda kept egging it on and I finaly said the following statement:
Me: Dude, I could knock you down, crack your hip, and shit in your empty head in 2 seconds. So back the FUCK UP!
old guy: well you seem like a determined young man, ok I'll back off.
After a short while the guy did buy me a drink and I did the same. He was cool. I didn't hook up with his daughter though. She hooked up with some prepy guy, whatever I got free beer.
So thus ends my story I hope you learned something cuz I did. That lesson is: DON'T FUCK WITH BROWNIE
~Brownie
I had to go in and help move shit today at work. We moved my breakpress and I built 2 tables. I'm special like that.
I got NEW pictures via email from Hippy. Sweet. I got like 5 of me in the "Camp Confussed" K-Y Jelly Wrestling. Yes, I did oil wrestling with some drunk chick. Saddly she set herself up for a pin. Meh, mark one more win for me! I was going to do it again but I was too tired.
I also got a pic of me and the chick who's dad yelled at me for letting her shove her tongue down my throat.
Hold on... lets back track for a second here. You might be wondering "brownie why would you let this thing happen?" well I'll tell you.
It was Friday Night at Moondance. I was in the 'sand pit'. Its called that becase its right up near the stage and there is sand all around the stage. hence the name, get it... ok.
So I'm in the pit and I'm sporting my kick ass frog/duck beads. Real pimps wear pink ducks and don't let anyone think other wise! So this chick who's about half my hight asks for my frog beads. I had to give them up cuz she asked so nicely. I gave them to her, flashed her boobs and a pic was taken. She reached for a hug and I gave her one and she grabbed my head and shoved her tongue down my throat!
Now many guys would be like "oh kick ass I get to make out with a total random stranger!". Sorry not Brownie, thats not how I roll bitch. I was like "DUDE! Not cool!". She asked where I was camping and if we wanted to go back there. Now since I've broken up with my girlfriend I haven't been with another woman. I told her I'd rather stay for the concert. yea... FUCK YOU! So she started grinding up on me and that damn little devil brownie popped up on my shoulder. I hate that fucker.
All of a sudden this really old guy came up yelling at me. Now picture Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. Thats him. Except with alittle more hair. He was yelling about me taking advantage of his daughter, who at this point told me she's 30. (For some reason at this years concert I got all older chicks)
I told the guy I wasn't taking advantage of her and she was the one doing so. He started calling me a punk kid. Which I took offense! I'm not punk, I'm emo! I think? Anyways, I says to the guy that I apologize if he feels it is my fault and wish to not argue and fight. He kinda kept egging it on and I finaly said the following statement:
Me: Dude, I could knock you down, crack your hip, and shit in your empty head in 2 seconds. So back the FUCK UP!
old guy: well you seem like a determined young man, ok I'll back off.
After a short while the guy did buy me a drink and I did the same. He was cool. I didn't hook up with his daughter though. She hooked up with some prepy guy, whatever I got free beer.
So thus ends my story I hope you learned something cuz I did. That lesson is: DON'T FUCK WITH BROWNIE
~Brownie