If they dont grant me the tickets to the football match we can do 1 of 4 things.....
1. Go to Germany anyway and see if we can find a way to get tickets or just party hard with hooligans in German pubs.
totally crazy germans.....
in berlin...
(thats some famous theater we wont care about)
everyone cool in europe will be there, including...
Andy..
and
Cristiano..
OR
2. Inspired by the groundbreaking, award winning docudrama "Euro Trip" we can "backback" europe for 1 week or 9 days depending on how much time you can take off/what we can afford. We'll do a Friday to the following Sunday and have a more flexible time period, unlike the world cup. Fly into one city, and depart out another. This requires planning. Don't worry, I kinda did it already. heres a rough itinerary.
This seems like the logical route. It's cheap to fly into Prague, and its a beautiful city. See the movie with "Bad Company" with Chris Rock and Anthony Hopkins for Prague. Pretty much everyone speaks english there but its not cool enough to stay for more than a day.
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Then we're off to Munich to party with the crazy hooligans shown above. Hopefully it lands on match day so we can be around all that crazyness. If it doesn't we could probably scratch germany altogether and head straight out to Italia, your homeland
Milan -
some famous gothic church
the city that is home to the INFAMOUS fashon week...
and home to Dolce AND Gabanna
THEN
where we can visit this chick...
and like every american we can say "wow that's a really small painting"
we'll also check out notre dame because its insane...
in just a few hours, like 3 i think, we can be in Amsterdam...
every street pretty much looks like this
and well, why not go to a cafe...
so we can smoke in public, AS IF WE SMOKE! we'll have to do it anyway
and then we'd HAVE to fly out of london, because its fucking cheap. one way if you purchase ahead of time is like 100 bucks on some days.
With this package, we wont be staying in luxurious hotels like we would with the other deals, because traveling will take up most of our expenses.
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3. We can DO Italy the right way. This will be a weird trip though because the people I know there, don't really speak English very well. Well, it's been a few years so maybe she'll know a little bit more. Remember Martina? That Italian girl that stayed with my grandma for her American vacation. Well, she said she'd return the favor if I ever go out there.
Shes from Tuscany...
She's about an hour from Florence..
where this guy lives....along with Michaelangelo, Raphael and Da Vinci's stuff. They let you tour their apartments.
There are also beaches....
It would be cheapest to stay with her and we'd have home cooked Italian meals and probably a lot of wine, considering she's from Tuscany. But yeah, that might be weird so we could also hotel hop and just have her show us around some of the cities.
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4. RESORT! I haven't fully investigated this one yet but there are several Islands in Europe that are known for their resorts and parties. The problem with this one is that we have to look hot, because everyone looks hot on these islands.
Ibiza - The Seaside Heights of Europe. well, its prettier and classier but same atmosphere. 24 hour clubs and parties. Good DJ's go there.
Malta - It's like a historical island that just so happens to have nice beaches. It's for the smart traveler.
Greek Isles - Everything in Greece is pretty, but we will be able to deal with less Greeks at the beaches because its all tourism. That's good because Greek people sucks. Real World Paris went here.
Sicily - Mostly Italian tourism. This is good, because Italians are hot. Food will also be good.
Cote d' Azur, Nice, France - Rich people. Not like stuck up snobby rich people because if you go there, people assume you're rich. There's a lot of artists there too. Real World Paris went here too.
There's like three thousand places like this, and we'll be out there mid summer so it's prime time to tan. If we choose this, I'll look for a vacation package deal that covers both food and hotel accomodations. All of these places have cities we can visit too so we wont feel trapped on the resort.
With my luck, my computer will freeze and this wont go through, or none of the pictures will work. We have lots of decisions to make, because I honestly want to do all of these. So now the ball is in your court, you need to help decide.. Everything will cost equally as much, other than the one where we stay with Martina.