Mine has certainly started out well. I decided, rather late in the day, to host a New Year's gathering at my house - nothing epic, as I knew most people would already have plans by the time I announced it, but just a convivial little get-together with canapés and champagne. And so it transpired. My neighbours and their friends popped round to kick off the evening with a glass of wine, and then
ms_siobhan and
planet_andy arrived, shortly followed by
glitzfrau and
biascut . My pictures are a bit rubbish, because my proper digital camera has died, so I could only use my mobile phone which has no flash. But I hope they give some inkling of how glamorous and lovely everyone looked:
We discussed topics as diverse as false nails,
plushies and how people respond to civil partnerships, punctuated by a lot of uproarious (and increasingly filthy) laughter, and then saw the New Year in with Heidsieck champagne to the accompaniment of Big Ben's chimes and seemingly infinite quantities of fireworks on BBC 1. And we'd hardly started at that point, either. More champagne and the fun of compiling this year's Death and Scandal lists kept us going until nearly 3am.
Talking of the lists, I have ended up left with the paper copies of both, so I assume it is my responsibility this year to type them up. Last year's are both available on
ms_siobhan 's journal, though to friends only. The
Scandal List doesn't seem to have scored a single hit, unless you count the low-level miasma of scandal which perpetually surrounds both Nick Griffin and Silvio Berlusconi. The
Death List did a bit better - we correctly predicted the death of Michael Foot, who was first on the list. But otherwise I don't think we got anybody, despite taking a scatter-gun approach and listing a hundred-odd people. Anyway - can we do better this year?
Scandal List
- George Osborne - optionally to involve a dolphin, a plushie or self-asphyxiation
- Charlie Brooker
- David Mitchell
- Kate Middleton - either with a footperson or Daniel Radcliffe
- Daniel Radcliffe in his own right - possibly choking someone with his excessive pubic hair
- Princesses Beatrice and / or Eugene
- Prince Andrew - the scandal would have to be that he said something sensible
- Ed Balls
- Sam Cam's shady lesbo past
- Michael Gove
- Benedict XVI
- Silvio Berlusconi in a reverse scandal - he turns out to have done it all for good after all
- Camilla Parker-Bowles
- Boris Johnson, again in a reverse scandal - does nothing stupid or buffoonish all year
- Frankie Boyle
- Nicolas Sarkozy in a hideous sewer-related incident
- Martin Amis
- Keith Richards
- Cliff Richard
- Hilary Clinton
- Robert Kilroy-Silk
- Andrew Brons
Death List
- Mrs. Thatcher - I'm making sure she's at the top of the list, as it seems to have worked for Michael Foot last year.
- Betty Boothroyd
- Jimmy Saville
- Anne Widdecombe
- Norman Collier
- Brian Lenihan
- Barbara Bush
- Emily Bishop - played by Eileen Derbyshire on Corrie. Apparently, it is the death of the fictional character that really counts here, although obviously if the actress died then the character would have to as well.
- Rita Sullivan - played by Barbaraa Knox. Same rules as above, I think.
- Bruce Forsyth
- Lindsay Lohan
- Pete Doherty
- Britney Spears
- Robbie Coltrane
- Tom Felton - cocaine-induced, we reckon.
- Stephen Fry - periodic mood-swing ends tragically.
- Barbara Windsor
- Rabbi Lionel Blue
- Mikhail Gorbachev
- Vivienne Westwood
- P.D. James
- Julian Assange - attacked in jail by a fellow inmate.
- Mark Zuckerberg
- Donald Trump
- Benedict XVI
- Charlie Sheen
- Jack Nicholson
- Angelina Jolie
- Camilla Parker-Bowles
- A member of Take That - any one will do.
- Dana - not sure who this means, and Wikipedia isn't helping. Shall we just count all of them?
- Martin Amis
- Keith Richards
- Cliff Richard
- Robert Kilroy-Silk
- Andrew Brons
Obviously there are quite a few names on both lists - so it's bonus points if they die in a scandalous manner.
ms_siobhan and
planet_andy wended their way home in the early hours, but
glitzfrau and
biascut stayed overnight - so we had girlish dormitory-style fun getting into our pyjamas and calling out 'goodnight!' to each other, and then having coffee and chat this morning. Once both had taken advantage of my shower (a rare luxury, as theirs has turned into a 'unique water feature' which is currently unusable for its intended purpose), we headed out to a local cafe for a hearty English breakfast over a shared copy of the Saturday Guardian. And finally I was a big brave girl and gave both of my guests a lift down to the railway station - much helped by
biascut's navigation and a general absence of traffic. There certainly weren't any buses to contend with, anyway, because for some reason they just don't run at all for the whole of New Year's Day in Leeds - which is a pretty rum deal if you ask me.
And now ITV 1 is thoughtfully doing a re-run of Downton Abbey, which is very kind of them, as I missed it the first time round, and it is just the ticket for sitting writing an LJ entry in front of. The characters are all a bit more spiteful and back-biting than in the lovely new version of Upstairs, Downstairs, where the household itself was largely wholesome and kind-hearted and most of the drama came from external events instead. I think I like Upstairs, Downstairs better - but that's partly because what I wanted from it was a heart-warming nostalgia-fest, and that's largely what I got. I do hope it will get a longer run with more time for slow-burning story-lines now.
All in all, then, an extremely pleasant turn to the year - and I'm sure it's no coincidence that I am feeling quite optimistic about the prospects for 2011 as a result. The only downside so far is that I had thought over the past couple of days that I was probably fighting off the first signs of a cold, and by the time I went to bed last night it had indeed settled firmly in my nose, making it rather difficult to sleep. But I don't feel too ground down by it, and don't exactly have much to do today anyway. So it could be worse.
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