NEWSFLASH: MY CLASSMATES ARE IDIOTS

Oct 22, 2008 10:47

Some days you wake up, and something inside you tells you to just STAY IN BED. "DON'T DO IT MAN, DON'T GO OUT THERE!" Except, like in horror movies, the person is an idiot and ignores everything telling them that something is a baaaaad idea. And then they usually end up dead.

Well, ladies and gentleman, I had one of those warnings this morning. And if this were a horror movie, I'd be dead by now. Nothing nearly as dramatic as dying happened, but I can honestly say that I had been awake for two hours and already the day was made of SUPREME FAIL.

I am contemplating just staying in for the rest of the day, skipping my second class and eating some motherfucking pancakes. Except I haven't done the grocery shopping this week, so I don't have the stuff needed for making said motherfucking pancakes.

I am going to take a nap, wake up, go to class and pray the world is made of less fail when I get there. THE END.
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