(Desperate) Personal Ads
SWM w/ personality quirk seeks SF (alive or dead)
for not-so-caring, but passionate STR.
Must not mind mood swings, murder, or wearing
circa-1885 corsets. All applications accepted.
Contact E.H.
I don't know, Hyde. Somehow I don't think that will draw many replies. Something like this would be more effective.
SWM seeks SF (alive or dead) for loving,
passionate, LTR. Must not mind trying new
things, chemical smells, or minor setbacks
due to unforseen mood swings. Contact H.J.
You always have to go and be the goody two-shoes, now don't you.
The fact that I epitomise the essential "good" man, while you epitomise the essential "evil" man, might play a factor here, don't you think? Because I represent essential "good", of course a personal ad I run would be more appealing than yours. It's one of the laws of nature. Very few women want to be a a tempestuous, violent relationship with a known murderer, especially one who happens to also be only half a man.
Henry, are you insulting my manhood? Because you do realize that in sharing a body-
I am well aware of that! What I was referring to was mental, not anotomical!
Sure it was.
for not-so-caring, but passionate STR.
Must not mind mood swings, murder, or wearing
circa-1885 corsets. All applications accepted.
Contact E.H.
I don't know, Hyde. Somehow I don't think that will draw many replies. Something like this would be more effective.
SWM seeks SF (alive or dead) for loving,
passionate, LTR. Must not mind trying new
things, chemical smells, or minor setbacks
due to unforseen mood swings. Contact H.J.
You always have to go and be the goody two-shoes, now don't you.
The fact that I epitomise the essential "good" man, while you epitomise the essential "evil" man, might play a factor here, don't you think? Because I represent essential "good", of course a personal ad I run would be more appealing than yours. It's one of the laws of nature. Very few women want to be a a tempestuous, violent relationship with a known murderer, especially one who happens to also be only half a man.
Henry, are you insulting my manhood? Because you do realize that in sharing a body-
I am well aware of that! What I was referring to was mental, not anotomical!
Sure it was.