If I were...
If I were a month I would be: November
If I were a day of the week I would be: Tuesday
If I were a time of day I would be: 11:25pm
If I were a planet I would be: Venus
If I were a sea animal I would be: Octopus
If I were a direction I would be: South southeast
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A silent old clock
If I were a sin I would be: Wrath
If I were a historical figure I would be: Mary Reed
If I were a liquid I would be: Mercury
If I were a tree I would be: A weeping willow
If I were a flower/plant I would be: Venus flytrap
If I were a kind of weather I would be: Overcast
If I were a musical instrument I would be: An omnichord
If I were an animal I would be: Polar Bear
If I were a color I would be: Turquoise
If I were a vegetable I would be: on my death bed..
If I were a sound I would be: Doot doot beep beep
If I were an element I would be: Mercury..
If I were a car I would be: A black and white striped hearse.
If I were a song I would be: "Unlovable" by The Smiths
If I were a movie I would be: Sixteen Candles
If I were a book I would be written by: Edward Gorey
If I were a food I would be: Potatoes
If I were a place I would be: San Francisco
If I were a material I would be: Jersey cotton
If I were a taste I would be: Bitter, then sweet.
If I were a scent I would be: Lovespell
If I were a word I would be: Ennui
If I were an object I would be: A skeleton key
If I were a body part I would be: Hands
If I were a facial expression I would be: The Billy Idol lip sneer
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Mokey Fraggle
If I were a shape I would be: Octagon
If I were a number I would be: 25