why, hello there!
i took the biggest shit ever. as a good friend of mine once said "i just shit all the shit out of my ass" man it wasn't even shit though, it was killer diariahh. like the kind that really burns your asshole everytime you fart. just stings it. and you fart a lot becuase that beast wants to come out like no other. you know what i'm talking about. Anyways i was trying to hold it in at school but i couldn't so i rushed into the bathroom and out it came. SO quick! i was so happy and relieved to reallie just get that out. mmmm the only bad thing was that it was during the passing period before 2nd so EVERYONE was in the bathroom. i couldn't wipe the smirk off my face tho. i felt like i just won the MVP award for inhouse soccer. Later in the day when i was shaving my really long asshairs (they were tickling the funk out of me while i was doing my keegal exercises) i found a little poo poo residue on them haha funniest thing ever. the moral of the story is, i feel at least 20 pounds lighter. size 1 here i come!