Hattie told Mattie about a thing we saw.
I dreamt a dream like Susan Boyle.... I was floating through the halls of my elementary school and suddenly found myself magically hovering above the throne of god, who appeared upon closer inspection to be horribly decayed skeletal hippie who transfixed by his TV. I don't know whether we are more worried about Tiger Woods or Afghanistan....
....We arouse and popularity in the bars of Long Island, New York through our flamboyantly gay friends, who gyrate to the sounds of Beyonce....
We befriend turbaned Punjabi men at Christmas parties, who love to drink and say they they are "high" when what they really mean is "drunk"....
We decide that to take in the old family dog to come live with us and they proceed to urinate all over the floor....
We try Ambien for the first time and it knocks you out like a Manny Pacquio.... before putting you in an interesting altered-state.
We meet a woman who calls herself "Hattie". She is 73 and has a 35 year-old boyfriend....
...She is an "Anti-Aging coach" who loves Lady Gaga and owns a pair of glasses that are one-of-kind....Well, Hers and Elton John's.
She has also written a book entitled: "Sex and the Single Senior: A Cougar's Search for Love (Volume 1)" Available on paperback! Buy it now on amazon!
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....We arouse and popularity in the bars of Long Island, New York through our flamboyantly gay friends, who gyrate to the sounds of Beyonce....
We befriend turbaned Punjabi men at Christmas parties, who love to drink and say they they are "high" when what they really mean is "drunk"....
We decide that to take in the old family dog to come live with us and they proceed to urinate all over the floor....
We try Ambien for the first time and it knocks you out like a Manny Pacquio.... before putting you in an interesting altered-state.
We meet a woman who calls herself "Hattie". She is 73 and has a 35 year-old boyfriend....
...She is an "Anti-Aging coach" who loves Lady Gaga and owns a pair of glasses that are one-of-kind....Well, Hers and Elton John's.
She has also written a book entitled: "Sex and the Single Senior: A Cougar's Search for Love (Volume 1)" Available on paperback! Buy it now on amazon!
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