[OOC] I need Ayrgyn...IN MY PANTS

[straight_as_an]

Comments

[swornmyoaths]

Aerrow are you cheating on Mikage with creepy older men?

[soverydoomed]

Have you seen the way he acts around his gay gay rival?

[swornmyoaths]

I have!

[soverydoomed]

Then I think your question is answered.

[swornmyoaths]

Alas.

[straight_as_an]

DIE. BOTH OF YOU.

[soverydoomed]

Ask for a threesome.

[straight_as_an]

No. Unless someone apps me this creepy gay birdman. Then yes.

[soverydoomed]

Or the Dark Ace!

[straight_as_an]

Or the Dark Ace

"a pleasure doing battle with you, Aerrow."
"Oh, but the pleasure's all mine."

I FAIL AT HETEROSEXUALITY.

[soverydoomed]

You're doomed.

[straight_as_an]

...>|

[soverydoomed]

And even your het...is gay.

[straight_as_an]

My het multiples my gay by 1000 or something. SHE IS JUST THAT AWESOME.