"This is capital: We all can’t be lawyers, can’t be doctors.
This is capital: We all can’t be movie stars, can’t have Hollywood.
This is capital: But we can lose these wants and set ourselves free instead.
We’ll watch their perfect worlds collapse as we paint the towns red."
Ok this post is going to be stupidly long, and probably for all means retarded...but i think it can be really funny.
First some background.
Number 1, you will not understand any of this if you have not seen "My New Haircut":
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M Talk to Nicole, she posts me this:
http://scrollbar.dk/events/20080509.Final.Fantasy.Night/ The importance is not on the event, but the drinks. First of all they're funny. But...take a close look at "life stream" and "corrupted lifestream". Thus ensues me of spaming "FINAL FANTASY BOMBS! /point" IM's to her over AIM.
Oh you think its over? nono, a few minutes later i get a message from Nicole; from her friend Jae:
KatsuonoJidai: this is my new dalmatica
KatsuonoJidai: all my boys, they got the same dalmatica
KatsuonoJidai: you know what that means
KatsuonoJidai: we're botting aspi tonight
KatsuonoJidai: and we don't get the claim
KatsuonoJidai: fucking japs
KatsuonoJidai: (japs)
KatsuonoJidai: fuckin japs
So here's me taking this whole thing...1 step too far.
The text version of:
"My New Dalmatica"
Yeah so I was in Aery last night; 3 linkshells; got me a new one.
HEY REDMAGE need haste.
They say its my lot tonight; ya know, gotta make sure they're ready.
You know what this is? This is my new fucking dalmatica.
You know what that means? Im getting fucking claim tonight.
My boys, they coming out, they got the same dalmatica. They're getting fucking claim tonight.
Im gonna bot aspi all night long.
Im gonna bot till I get fucking LM-17'd
Ground kings fucking love my bot
and if we don't get claim...
Fucking japs
Fucking japs
Fucking japs
Fucking japs
japs
Yeah this dalmatica is +1. Cuz im the fucking man, and everybody should know it.
I swear to Altana, one person calls me a fucking gilbuyer, im posting shit on BG.
You fucking examining me? HUH? HUH?
::Imagine a person walking into Aery::
Fucking game time!
Sage Sundi: Excuse me sir, but you cant use 3rd party programs.
NOT NOW CHIEF, IM IN THE FUCKING ZONE.
IM THE FUCKING MAN! /cheer
Yeah I use Ambrosia...I drink that shit for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Yeah im disbanding party. I disbanded the party man...
Fucking warp stick...FUCKING WARP STICK! WHERE'S MY GODDAMN WARP STICK! MAHHH, I TOLD YOU TO RETURN MY FUCKING WARP STICK. FUCK!
Yeah I fucking grunt when I get my sweat on when I merit. Thats so everyone should see how fucking jacked my chain is.
/sh 400
/sh 401
/sh 402
Two fucking Sephibombs down here chief.
RIDILL!!!!!!
ADABERK!!!!!!
DRING!!!!!!
KOOOOOOEEEENIG!!!!
Im going to get pretty intoxicated today.
Im gonna drink [need a drink here], and Sephibombs all night...
Sephibombs, I fucking shower in that shit.
Sephibombs
Sephibombs
Sephibombs
Sephibombs
Sephibombs
Sephibombs
/Drink
Sephibombs.
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