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My round the dinner table tale for today.
Me dad was going on about my sister, who is 6 but reads at a 4th grade level (She's like the favorite prodigy kid of the family). He sez
'Parents can take no credit for a child's natural intelligence. It's really how intuitive the kid is, wouldn't you agree son ?'
Everyone looks over at me. I was trying to wolf down a burning hot steak, huffing and puffing and trying to juggle the hot piece of food with my tongue while breathing through my teeth. My hands were flapping around in the air for no foreseeable reason other then to look stupid and my face had the expression that someone was going to work on my balls with an electric drill. It was really an awkward moment.
Me dad was going on about my sister, who is 6 but reads at a 4th grade level (She's like the favorite prodigy kid of the family). He sez
'Parents can take no credit for a child's natural intelligence. It's really how intuitive the kid is, wouldn't you agree son ?'
Everyone looks over at me. I was trying to wolf down a burning hot steak, huffing and puffing and trying to juggle the hot piece of food with my tongue while breathing through my teeth. My hands were flapping around in the air for no foreseeable reason other then to look stupid and my face had the expression that someone was going to work on my balls with an electric drill. It was really an awkward moment.