OH THE HORROR
Yesterday me and ben were talking about our fears. Like how the movie 'It' scared the shit outta us as kids. And how I was scared of the fridge when I was in grade 3 (That's a story for another time)
I remembered I can never goto the toilet without a twinge of apprehension thanks to my grandad.
He once told me a story, when he was a young lad in school and he was takin a dump and a hand came out and slapped his ass. The story kinda etched itself in my mind.
He also had a variation on the story where he was peeing at a urinal and the hand came out and yanked his winkie. If you ask me I reckon he was stoned at the time. Still one can never to be too careful.
Watch your ass boys and girls. Keep 'em safe.
I remembered I can never goto the toilet without a twinge of apprehension thanks to my grandad.
He once told me a story, when he was a young lad in school and he was takin a dump and a hand came out and slapped his ass. The story kinda etched itself in my mind.
He also had a variation on the story where he was peeing at a urinal and the hand came out and yanked his winkie. If you ask me I reckon he was stoned at the time. Still one can never to be too careful.
Watch your ass boys and girls. Keep 'em safe.