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Aug 12, 2005 22:04

My parents went out with my brother tonight for a drink. I gotta phone call...

Brother: Mom tells me you got pretty drunk last night.
Me: No, just got sick because I was drinking. I was a little off. Not drunk.
Brother: I also heard you have a hot friend named Lee.
Me: ...
Brother: Hook me up, Jessy.
Me: Johnny, she is very much so taken.
Brother: Jessy, why don't you ever hook me up with your friends?
Me: I'm not hooking you up with ANY of my friends that are taken. And Lee is one of them.
Brother: I don't care. Her b/f is not important!
Me: ...You're wasted, yes?
Brother: ...Yup.
Me: Alrighty, you go get some rest and forget this conversation ever happened. Mmk?
Brother: Right, will do. Love you, Jessy!

Dude, doesn't even know you, Lee, and yet he's trying to say your dude doesn't matter. lol, my brother is just a man whore, I'd NEVER hook him up with any of my friends. I don't care is she was ass ugly and desperate, I just wouldn't do it. He can't stay with a girl. The last one he dumped, he claimed she wanted too much sex and he just couldn't do it. He's 24!!! After I was done being weirded out that I was talking to my brother about his sex life, I came to the conclusion that maybe he's getting old. What guy complains about too much sex?!

Anyway, hope you're enjoying the mounds of manga I threw your way. :)
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