If only I were as wise and knowing as the fountain in Orlando...
Christina: If only I were in Jacksonville, I would come visit... hope work went well lovey.
Auto response from Matt: Work
Come visit
Best Buy on Southside, by the Avenues
Matt: Goodies?
Christina: Yep. Another package of Ohio delights shall be sent, hopefully, tomorrow.
Matt: What? Um no. You have no money
Christina: ::shrugs:: Tis ok. Mom bought everything.
Matt: Well that was sweet of her. Do I really have to wait to know what it is though?
Christina: Um. Mostly food. With a Halloween theme.
Matt: Gotcha. More Reese's?
Christina: haha Reese's galore. Possibly more than before. I got you a trick or treat plastic container thingy, and the fucker is overflowing.
Matt: Well, let us hope that since it is cold they don't melt this time
Christina: They better not...... lol.
Matt: Alrighty, I'm gonna go. I'm being rude. Later. mah mwah
Christina: ::muahh::
Matt: Damn k bye
Christina: hehe bye honey
Matt: Christina
Auto response from Christina: Um. Ok then.
Leave a note, or call my cell if you want me.
Christina: So you typed my name last night, but that was it for methods of contact... things okay honey? ::muahh:: I miss you.
Auto response from Matt: Take me back to a time when life was simple
Riding my bike with friends to the gas station to get a slushie
Those were the days
Sleeping
Matt: No, things are not alright
Auto response from Christina: Rushing back to Hiram, going to chem, meeting with a girl in my class for a little bit, coming back home...
I should be here by 2 at the latest...
::muahh:: I love you.
Matt: But I only wanted to talk; if you were asleep it wasn't that big of a deal. I absolutely hate that you are in Ohio
Matt: There, is that better?
Christina: There you are! Yes, very much so. So what is troubling with my Matt today?
Matt: Jason
Christina: Ah. In what aspect? Have you talked to him since the party?
Matt: Yeah, but not about what happened. But apparently last night he told Randy he was ending it all so I tried to get ahold of him, and he didn't say anything
Christina: Hm. Well then. Maybe he wants to get everything sorted out before he talks to you? I don't know what he is thinking...
Matt: I don't either
Christina: Well hopefully he will come around and talk to you about everything.
Matt: I sure do hope so
Christina: Yeah... ah, the joys of relationships.
Matt: Or lack there of
Christina: Well I didn't define relationship as one that is functioning. Any interaction with anybody is a relationship. And they're all so fucking special... anyway...happy halloween. I may have sent off a little something today. That is kind of heavy (Candy is heavy, did you know that? At least in mass amounts it is) So hopefully you will get it by the end of the week.
Matt: Yippiee!
Christina: hehe yeah. I even included a disclaimer for your family, if they happen to look inside, which should dissuade them from taking anything...
Matt: Whoa
Christina: Yeah. It's kind of hostile.
Matt: Well I hope to god they don't see it; it might cause more problems
Christina: Well it's on the inside of the box. Visible only upon opening. So you can throw it away or whatever. But I was having fun last night
Matt: haha alright
Christina: So how was your night? Just filled with Jason questions?
Matt: Well, I worked, then went to Cash's to watch a movie, started falling asleep so I went to leave and we got a call from Randy
Christina: Gotcha. Well last night I got to hear my mom's expanded theory on my alleged depression, 'cause she apparently believes it is caused by me being single for so long, and she told me I need to stop "dating only guys (I) can see (myself) marrying" and in essence, become more slutty.
Matt: She has said that before
Christina: Yeah but I don't remember she telling me it was b/c I wanted to marry them though. Her not she. Oy. But yeah. It is always such fun. brb
Matt: K
Christina: So I go get my bookbag from my car, and some guy in a truck driving by whistles and says hi. It's like 45 degrees out there. Jeans and a sweater. So not appropriate ensemble for that shit.
Matt: haha interesting
Christina: Quite. Welcome to the country. The land of desperate men.
Matt: haha
Christina: Hold again please -- gotta make an appt to get my passport... oh Kimberly Mick lied; I don't need an appointment. haha
Matt: haha
Christina: But I don't have enough money is my checking to go right now. Fucking money...lol.
Matt: Yeah, I thought I had money. Turns out I've got 8 dollars to my name till Friday, and Star Wars comes out as well as Blink-182 greatest hits. I'm so upset
Christina: Sorry baby. Money is the devil. Well darlin' I am going to wander off and see if I can scrounge up the money to get this over with... hope you have a good afternoon. If you need me for anything at any hour of a day, you give me a call. Love you.
Matt: Alrighty, I should be getting off to school anyhow
Christina: Gotcha. Well good luck with classes...
Matt: Thanks
Christina: Hope you feel better honey...
Auto response from Matt: OMG I feel so sick
Christina: Trick or treat! Do you have some goodies for me? We don't have trick or treaters around here. You need to live in an area w/out sidewalks... hehe
Auto response from Matt: Halloween = Trick or Treaters = dogs barking everytime someone rings the door bell
This is going to be a long night
Matt: And I have a paper I'm gonna send you in a little bit
Christina: Okey dokey. What is it about?
Matt: Gay marriage
Christina: Gotcha.
Matt: OMG these dogs are going to drive me crazy
Christina: Sorry honey. I'd smack them in the head for you.
Matt: Yeah, I'm too nice. I totally forgot about this part of Halloween. I would have guessed my step mom wouldn't have bought candy
Christina: ha yeah.... joy of joys.
Matt: Kinda makes me wish I could eat something but my stomach hurts really bad
Christina: Awww that sucks... did that just start up today?
Matt: Yeah, out of no where
Christina: Poor Matt.
Matt: This paper is making me realize how stupid this whole debate is
Christina: People are pretty stupid. Unfortunately.
Matt: Permisquice. Spell properly please
Christina: Permiscuous is my cut reaction. Gut reactiom. Reaction! Shit I suck
Matt: And I'm supposed to trust your "cut reactiom?"
Christina: Aww I'm sorry. Been another of "those" days
Matt: Yeah I'm just messin, sorry though. Promiscuous
Christina: Good good. Sorry. Off by a letter. Or two
Matt: When I typed mine in it didn't have any suggetions. At least I was able to figure it out with yours
Christina: I guess. Sigh. I almost decided to stop doing traditional college at Hiram today.
Matt: What? How? And why?
Christina: Feeling burnt out. And we are like, lacking in funds even more than I thought, so I figured I could work more and just do the weekend thing, since most of my classes are like that, anyway
Matt: You probably don't want my input on that on
Christina: I'm going to do at least one more semester traditional-student way, so I can do the Ireland thing and whatever, but I may consider switching it up for my senior year. I'll have enough credits to graduate anyway; just need to finish up a few technicalities. Honestly I've just been wanting to leave Ohio more than ever lately.... blah.
Matt: That's how I was last year. Hm, UNF has a grad program. HINY HINT. haha whoops
Christina: hehe are you going to be attending a grad program there? (And I corrected your spelling error in my mind)
Matt: Well, by the time I finish actual college you would be done with grad school
Christina: What? It shouldn't take you that long
Matt: Dang it I can never come up with a good conclusion. Yeah, it might take me that long
Christina: Well if you're still working away at that degree once I'm out next May, I'm just going to get a job by you. I can't afford more schooling w/out working for a while.
Matt: True
Christina: So ok. Relocation to Florida in '07 it is.
Matt: Yippie
Christina: hehe
Matt: But not just anywhere in Florida. Jacksonville, FL
Christina: Right. A part that shouldn't be swept away by hurricanes...hopefully.
Matt: OMG I just read your designated decoy e-mail. That was great
Christina: hehe oh about the drunk driver? Yeah that was high-quality. Horrible but funny
Matt: It wasn't horrible
Christina: I think it was. Drunk drivers scare me.... I felt so bad being semi-intoxicated that one morning I drove to Hiram.
Matt: I need $12 so i can go buy Hocus Pocus. I need to watch that tonight
Christina: ...we have that....damn geography. I need $730 so I can pay off my credit card. haha there's a joke.
Matt: Oh yeah, paper was sent if you didn't realize yet
Christina: No I didn't realize. I like your title. Still editing, btw
Matt: K
Christina: Didn't want you to think I was a slacker
Matt: No, I just got done with a bulletin
Christina: Gotcha. Sent it back.
Matt: K
Christina: How's Andrea doing, btw?
Matt: She got out today
Christina: That's good.
Matt: I hope so
Christina: Is she going to get some therapy out of there now?
Matt: Probably, don't know for sure
Christina: Yeah. Well I hope she does, so she continues to feel better and learns some coping skills.
Matt: Gonna send it back in a minute. The ending might look a little familiar
Christina: hehe ok. Is the conclusion ok? I was trying to think of a good way to put those ideas. Hey baby, can you send it again...with an attachment?
Matt: I know, I realized right after I pushed send
Christina: No worries.
Matt: And I did
Christina: The title of the email saddens me though, since it isn't pertaining to our marriage...hehe. Question that I just thought of: what would you think of your paper if you flipped the first and second paragraphs? 'Cause the second one sounds more like an intro to me. All of the sudden, I think of this...lol
Matt: I dunno, that would work
Christina: It's just sentences about America's rights in a broad sense seems to work better before you get specific about gay marriage, you know?
Matt: K
Christina: But whatever, they both sound like good paragraphs in whatever order. Tis your paper honey
Matt: Was that it though?
Christina: Fifth paragraph, 6 lines down. "As for The." Uncapitalize the. Same paragraph (fifth) 10 lines down. "As of course," comma after that, not a semi-colon. My apologies if I told you semicolon before. And wow honey, I really like your conclusion...
Matt: Computer told me semi-colon
Christina: Hm. Well, whatever you want. I do not claim to be a goddess of grammar.
Matt: I'm gonna go with you
Christina: hehe it doesn't matter, I would not be offended, I do not know all. Hell, I'm not even an English major! How crazy is that. I'm like a psychologist on the streets w/out a degree, giving out potentially faulty advice...
Matt: haha but so is Dr. Phil
Christina: hehe ah....nice burn. So true. But yes, your paper sounds really good. You are rather improving in your form of writing, if I may make that comment from my lack-of-degree novice standpoint
Matt: You can comment away. I've yet to stop you
Christina: This is true. And I appreciate your acceptance of my endless fountain of commentation for life
Matt: haha
Christina: If only I were as wise and knowing as the fountain in Orlando...
Matt: HAHAHAHAHA if only
Christina: hehe holy hell, that is some mega font.
Matt: That was fucking funny
Christina: And yes, I wish I were that knowing....I don't know how the fountain got so lucky. hehe. Well my darling, I am going to get up at 6 to make sure I have everything done and ready before registration (yipppeee) so.... you have a good night, and if you need me for any purpose, call me up sweet dreams. ::muahh::
Matt: Holy cow. You are going to bed already?
Christina: Yes. I am a slacker. I went to bed at 8:30 the other night... there is no boundary to how much sleep I can get.
Matt: Yesh
Christina: I know. Hence my mom's foundation for my depression.
Matt: Dang
Christina: Ah well.
Matt: Well, have a good night none the less. mwah love ya
Christina: hehe thanks. Love you too. Bunches and bunches.
Auto response from Matt: Work
Come visit
Best Buy on Southside, by the Avenues
Matt: Goodies?
Christina: Yep. Another package of Ohio delights shall be sent, hopefully, tomorrow.
Matt: What? Um no. You have no money
Christina: ::shrugs:: Tis ok. Mom bought everything.
Matt: Well that was sweet of her. Do I really have to wait to know what it is though?
Christina: Um. Mostly food. With a Halloween theme.
Matt: Gotcha. More Reese's?
Christina: haha Reese's galore. Possibly more than before. I got you a trick or treat plastic container thingy, and the fucker is overflowing.
Matt: Well, let us hope that since it is cold they don't melt this time
Christina: They better not...... lol.
Matt: Alrighty, I'm gonna go. I'm being rude. Later. mah mwah
Christina: ::muahh::
Matt: Damn k bye
Christina: hehe bye honey
Matt: Christina
Auto response from Christina: Um. Ok then.
Leave a note, or call my cell if you want me.
Christina: So you typed my name last night, but that was it for methods of contact... things okay honey? ::muahh:: I miss you.
Auto response from Matt: Take me back to a time when life was simple
Riding my bike with friends to the gas station to get a slushie
Those were the days
Sleeping
Matt: No, things are not alright
Auto response from Christina: Rushing back to Hiram, going to chem, meeting with a girl in my class for a little bit, coming back home...
I should be here by 2 at the latest...
::muahh:: I love you.
Matt: But I only wanted to talk; if you were asleep it wasn't that big of a deal. I absolutely hate that you are in Ohio
Matt: There, is that better?
Christina: There you are! Yes, very much so. So what is troubling with my Matt today?
Matt: Jason
Christina: Ah. In what aspect? Have you talked to him since the party?
Matt: Yeah, but not about what happened. But apparently last night he told Randy he was ending it all so I tried to get ahold of him, and he didn't say anything
Christina: Hm. Well then. Maybe he wants to get everything sorted out before he talks to you? I don't know what he is thinking...
Matt: I don't either
Christina: Well hopefully he will come around and talk to you about everything.
Matt: I sure do hope so
Christina: Yeah... ah, the joys of relationships.
Matt: Or lack there of
Christina: Well I didn't define relationship as one that is functioning. Any interaction with anybody is a relationship. And they're all so fucking special... anyway...happy halloween. I may have sent off a little something today. That is kind of heavy (Candy is heavy, did you know that? At least in mass amounts it is) So hopefully you will get it by the end of the week.
Matt: Yippiee!
Christina: hehe yeah. I even included a disclaimer for your family, if they happen to look inside, which should dissuade them from taking anything...
Matt: Whoa
Christina: Yeah. It's kind of hostile.
Matt: Well I hope to god they don't see it; it might cause more problems
Christina: Well it's on the inside of the box. Visible only upon opening. So you can throw it away or whatever. But I was having fun last night
Matt: haha alright
Christina: So how was your night? Just filled with Jason questions?
Matt: Well, I worked, then went to Cash's to watch a movie, started falling asleep so I went to leave and we got a call from Randy
Christina: Gotcha. Well last night I got to hear my mom's expanded theory on my alleged depression, 'cause she apparently believes it is caused by me being single for so long, and she told me I need to stop "dating only guys (I) can see (myself) marrying" and in essence, become more slutty.
Matt: She has said that before
Christina: Yeah but I don't remember she telling me it was b/c I wanted to marry them though. Her not she. Oy. But yeah. It is always such fun. brb
Matt: K
Christina: So I go get my bookbag from my car, and some guy in a truck driving by whistles and says hi. It's like 45 degrees out there. Jeans and a sweater. So not appropriate ensemble for that shit.
Matt: haha interesting
Christina: Quite. Welcome to the country. The land of desperate men.
Matt: haha
Christina: Hold again please -- gotta make an appt to get my passport... oh Kimberly Mick lied; I don't need an appointment. haha
Matt: haha
Christina: But I don't have enough money is my checking to go right now. Fucking money...lol.
Matt: Yeah, I thought I had money. Turns out I've got 8 dollars to my name till Friday, and Star Wars comes out as well as Blink-182 greatest hits. I'm so upset
Christina: Sorry baby. Money is the devil. Well darlin' I am going to wander off and see if I can scrounge up the money to get this over with... hope you have a good afternoon. If you need me for anything at any hour of a day, you give me a call. Love you.
Matt: Alrighty, I should be getting off to school anyhow
Christina: Gotcha. Well good luck with classes...
Matt: Thanks
Christina: Hope you feel better honey...
Auto response from Matt: OMG I feel so sick
Christina: Trick or treat! Do you have some goodies for me? We don't have trick or treaters around here. You need to live in an area w/out sidewalks... hehe
Auto response from Matt: Halloween = Trick or Treaters = dogs barking everytime someone rings the door bell
This is going to be a long night
Matt: And I have a paper I'm gonna send you in a little bit
Christina: Okey dokey. What is it about?
Matt: Gay marriage
Christina: Gotcha.
Matt: OMG these dogs are going to drive me crazy
Christina: Sorry honey. I'd smack them in the head for you.
Matt: Yeah, I'm too nice. I totally forgot about this part of Halloween. I would have guessed my step mom wouldn't have bought candy
Christina: ha yeah.... joy of joys.
Matt: Kinda makes me wish I could eat something but my stomach hurts really bad
Christina: Awww that sucks... did that just start up today?
Matt: Yeah, out of no where
Christina: Poor Matt.
Matt: This paper is making me realize how stupid this whole debate is
Christina: People are pretty stupid. Unfortunately.
Matt: Permisquice. Spell properly please
Christina: Permiscuous is my cut reaction. Gut reactiom. Reaction! Shit I suck
Matt: And I'm supposed to trust your "cut reactiom?"
Christina: Aww I'm sorry. Been another of "those" days
Matt: Yeah I'm just messin, sorry though. Promiscuous
Christina: Good good. Sorry. Off by a letter. Or two
Matt: When I typed mine in it didn't have any suggetions. At least I was able to figure it out with yours
Christina: I guess. Sigh. I almost decided to stop doing traditional college at Hiram today.
Matt: What? How? And why?
Christina: Feeling burnt out. And we are like, lacking in funds even more than I thought, so I figured I could work more and just do the weekend thing, since most of my classes are like that, anyway
Matt: You probably don't want my input on that on
Christina: I'm going to do at least one more semester traditional-student way, so I can do the Ireland thing and whatever, but I may consider switching it up for my senior year. I'll have enough credits to graduate anyway; just need to finish up a few technicalities. Honestly I've just been wanting to leave Ohio more than ever lately.... blah.
Matt: That's how I was last year. Hm, UNF has a grad program. HINY HINT. haha whoops
Christina: hehe are you going to be attending a grad program there? (And I corrected your spelling error in my mind)
Matt: Well, by the time I finish actual college you would be done with grad school
Christina: What? It shouldn't take you that long
Matt: Dang it I can never come up with a good conclusion. Yeah, it might take me that long
Christina: Well if you're still working away at that degree once I'm out next May, I'm just going to get a job by you. I can't afford more schooling w/out working for a while.
Matt: True
Christina: So ok. Relocation to Florida in '07 it is.
Matt: Yippie
Christina: hehe
Matt: But not just anywhere in Florida. Jacksonville, FL
Christina: Right. A part that shouldn't be swept away by hurricanes...hopefully.
Matt: OMG I just read your designated decoy e-mail. That was great
Christina: hehe oh about the drunk driver? Yeah that was high-quality. Horrible but funny
Matt: It wasn't horrible
Christina: I think it was. Drunk drivers scare me.... I felt so bad being semi-intoxicated that one morning I drove to Hiram.
Matt: I need $12 so i can go buy Hocus Pocus. I need to watch that tonight
Christina: ...we have that....damn geography. I need $730 so I can pay off my credit card. haha there's a joke.
Matt: Oh yeah, paper was sent if you didn't realize yet
Christina: No I didn't realize. I like your title. Still editing, btw
Matt: K
Christina: Didn't want you to think I was a slacker
Matt: No, I just got done with a bulletin
Christina: Gotcha. Sent it back.
Matt: K
Christina: How's Andrea doing, btw?
Matt: She got out today
Christina: That's good.
Matt: I hope so
Christina: Is she going to get some therapy out of there now?
Matt: Probably, don't know for sure
Christina: Yeah. Well I hope she does, so she continues to feel better and learns some coping skills.
Matt: Gonna send it back in a minute. The ending might look a little familiar
Christina: hehe ok. Is the conclusion ok? I was trying to think of a good way to put those ideas. Hey baby, can you send it again...with an attachment?
Matt: I know, I realized right after I pushed send
Christina: No worries.
Matt: And I did
Christina: The title of the email saddens me though, since it isn't pertaining to our marriage...hehe. Question that I just thought of: what would you think of your paper if you flipped the first and second paragraphs? 'Cause the second one sounds more like an intro to me. All of the sudden, I think of this...lol
Matt: I dunno, that would work
Christina: It's just sentences about America's rights in a broad sense seems to work better before you get specific about gay marriage, you know?
Matt: K
Christina: But whatever, they both sound like good paragraphs in whatever order. Tis your paper honey
Matt: Was that it though?
Christina: Fifth paragraph, 6 lines down. "As for The." Uncapitalize the. Same paragraph (fifth) 10 lines down. "As of course," comma after that, not a semi-colon. My apologies if I told you semicolon before. And wow honey, I really like your conclusion...
Matt: Computer told me semi-colon
Christina: Hm. Well, whatever you want. I do not claim to be a goddess of grammar.
Matt: I'm gonna go with you
Christina: hehe it doesn't matter, I would not be offended, I do not know all. Hell, I'm not even an English major! How crazy is that. I'm like a psychologist on the streets w/out a degree, giving out potentially faulty advice...
Matt: haha but so is Dr. Phil
Christina: hehe ah....nice burn. So true. But yes, your paper sounds really good. You are rather improving in your form of writing, if I may make that comment from my lack-of-degree novice standpoint
Matt: You can comment away. I've yet to stop you
Christina: This is true. And I appreciate your acceptance of my endless fountain of commentation for life
Matt: haha
Christina: If only I were as wise and knowing as the fountain in Orlando...
Matt: HAHAHAHAHA if only
Christina: hehe holy hell, that is some mega font.
Matt: That was fucking funny
Christina: And yes, I wish I were that knowing....I don't know how the fountain got so lucky. hehe. Well my darling, I am going to get up at 6 to make sure I have everything done and ready before registration (yipppeee) so.... you have a good night, and if you need me for any purpose, call me up sweet dreams. ::muahh::
Matt: Holy cow. You are going to bed already?
Christina: Yes. I am a slacker. I went to bed at 8:30 the other night... there is no boundary to how much sleep I can get.
Matt: Yesh
Christina: I know. Hence my mom's foundation for my depression.
Matt: Dang
Christina: Ah well.
Matt: Well, have a good night none the less. mwah love ya
Christina: hehe thanks. Love you too. Bunches and bunches.