Yeehaw? Um, no, I did not marry a hick.
Matt: So I forgot about the journal for English class that I have to write
Christina: When is it due, and what is it about?
Matt: About an article that has caught my attention, and I have just the article but I haven't read all of it. Due tomorrow, and I have to go to work at 5 till 9:30 then I have to go to my mom's house. And I'm gonna have to use dial up and be on my mom's computer. Oh wait
Christina: Gotcha. Well then. What is the article from?
Matt: I don't have AOL on this computer. I should download that now while I'm thinking about it
Christina: Good plan
Matt: From Time Magazine, on gay teens and coming out rates
Christina: I read that
Matt: And how they, or we rather, are coming out sooner and sooner. You did?
Christina: Yes my mom is a subscriber to Time
Matt: Good good
Christina: Yep yep. It's high quality
Matt: haha, downloaded it. Now I'm just going to need to figure out how to do dial up
Christina: Yeehaw. Good luck my friend
Matt: Yeehaw? Um, no, I did not marry a hick
Christina: haha yeah you did. Come on, you have seen where I live.
Matt: Capital punishment. Is it okay? An eye for an eye
Christina: I think it may depend on the circumstances; lots of gray areas
Matt: Death penalty?
Christina: Yeah, same sort of thing... I don't like it if it's going to make the person a martyr
Matt: Example?
Christina: Such as, if there's an Iraqi being held for some crime and he makes it into a religious predicament. killing him gives more power to allah cause b/c it feeds the notion that Americans are capitalist bastards. Keeping his ass in jail keeps them from using him as a poster boy to the same extent.
Matt: Very good point
Christina: Yep yep. And it's something that the Taliban uses against us: doing shit as martyrs, which just makes everything worse, and the hatred of the country increase
Matt: Fuck, I don't know how to do system maintenance
Christina: Like, under system tools?
Matt: I dunno
Christina: Hm. Well that is all I know how to do. Defragment the hard drive and run scan disk. ha
Matt: I don't know how to do any of that on this thing
Christina: Um...mine's just start, programs, accessories, and then system tools and its options. But yeah. I dunno.
Matt: How do you spell maintence?
Christina: Maintenance
Matt: Fuck. Nothing
Christina: ...nothing what?
Matt: Can't find anything to do it
Christina: Oh. Well that blows. Or sucks, take your preference.
Matt: Sucking is a lot easier than blowing
Christina: lol, well you would know
Matt: Yes I would. And I had more to add to that one story about Saturday night
Christina: ...oh yeah?
Matt: Yeah
Christina: Scandalous.
Matt: Just know that I'm a whore:-) :-P
Christina: You're not a whore....
Matt: ;-)
Christina: Whores have more money. Kidding kidding. You're not one, anyway
Matt: I'm a ho then. Next time I'll make him buy me dinner, then I'll be a whore
Christina: lol buying dinner makes it more like a date, and then even less like a whorish activity.
Matt: No, dinner afterward, as payment. Not a date. Neither of us want to date; we just want to fuck
Christina: Who else down there are you including in the "us"?
Matt: What do you mean?
Christina: You were with a bunch of people so I was wondering who the "us" was. Just for clarity
Matt: Oh. Um. Yeah. Between me and him. You are more than welcome to guess though
Christina: The almighty "him." I love it.
Matt: What is that supposed to mean?
Christina: That you averted my question with a pronoun
Matt: I did not
Christina: Uh huh.
Matt: Noy uh
Christina: Noy? What the hell is that?
Matt: Not uh. Shut up, I'm in class
Christina: LOL this is productive for your class
Matt: What, me talking about sex in class?
Christina: Yep. Goes right along with the curriculum
Matt: Well I'd be thinking about it none the less
Christina: This is true. Since you're apparently a nympho
Matt: Well duh
Christina: hehe ah, what a husband I have.
Matt: But now I want you to guess as to who it was
Christina: I don't like guessing, 'cause I hate to be wrong.
Matt: But you have to
Christina: And why is that?
Matt: 'Cause I said so
Christina: Hm. The rationalizing of a 5 year old
Matt: Yup. Because I want to know how well you know me. Because I want to know who you might think it is. Because I said so woman so do it! I want to make the conversation even more interesting
Christina: Oh man. Um....well last I knew Jay was still being a jerkface and not talking to you. So maybe Perry?
Matt: Well, a part of me would have rathered it be Jay, but he isn't even acknowledging my existence, but you would be correct, it was Perry. Go you
Christina: Yay for me keeping up with your socialness. Phew, that was intense. I was worried to be wrong.
Matt: And I wouldn't have cared
Christina: Eh, I like to know what's going on w/you
Matt: Like I said, would make it more interesting. But I just don't understand. Jay doesn't want to acknowledge me
Christina: Sorry...welcome to my world of being ignored. Sometimes if they don't know how to deal with someone, they just stop all forms of communication...yep.
Matt: Well whatever
Christina: Yeah pretty much, that is the only conclusion available.
Matt: Moved on
Christina: Good good.
Matt: Oh my god this class is so frustrating
Christina: Which class of torture?
Matt: Well good frustrating. CEI, Current Ethical Issues
Christina: Right right.
Matt: Now talking about Capital Punishment
Christina: Gotcha.
Matt: I so cannot till the next topic. Gay marriage
Christina: You're going to have fun with that.
Matt: I'm going to attend class everyday
Christina: I'm sure you will and have lots of insight to add
Matt: Damn gay!
Christina: Did you notice I've been an updater? hahahaha
Matt: Yes yes. I started reading last night but that movie was too distracting
Christina: hehe it's alright, I was just wondering
Matt: But class is almost over and then I'm off to work
Christina: I know. No worries. I probably won't be home till 11ish. So kisses and such. Miss ya
Christina: K. Have a good time at work love. I miss you bunches and bunches
Christina: Hey darlin, look! I'm still awake! Aren't you impressed?
Matt: Yes, I'm very thankful. Now I need to start my homework so you can get to bed
Christina: haha true... but first, as any good wifey would ask, how was work today dear?
Matt: Well swimming was good. Forgot how muched I missed it really. Class was interesting, as you took part in that. And work was good too. Then my parents bitched at me. And now I'm at my mom's house all by myself looking after the animals
Christina: Well at least you were able to get out of your dad's house....
Matt: With no wireless high speed or cable but oh well
Christina: Yeah. Well as long as it works, it's all good.
Matt: OMG
Christina: What?
Matt: On my aol account I don't have access to myspace.com because of my parental controls. My mom is ridiculous
Christina: That is sad... and annoying
Matt: Very
Christina: Oh great. Hold please; bad convo with mom coming up.
Matt: haha, sorry sweetie
Christina: I think the Ireland idea just died. It got awfully quiet here all of the sudden.
Matt: :-( :'( Sorry hun, I know how badly you wanted to go
Christina: "We might be able to come up with 2 grand, but not 3." Fucking fabulous that they put 2 grand in the fucking dog....
Matt: And my mom's copier isn't working so I'm gonna have to do that at school tomorrow as well which means I have to get there earlier and spend more money
Christina: Sorry honey
Matt: Well, I don't know what to tell you. It is better to have saved a life
Christina: I got fucked over is sufficient.
Matt: Or well, think you are saving a life
Christina: He started eating rocks again today. He's going to get sick again.
Matt: Stupid fucker
Christina: Yep. And then they bought a wood stove over the weekend. $1500
Matt: What? Why do they need that?
Christina: FUCK if I know.
Matt: FUCK I can't check myspace now!!!!! I'm gonna freak
Christina: I'm right there with ya.
Matt: OMG I CAN'T EVEN CHECK FUCKING FACEBOOK. MY MOM MUST HAVE ME AS LIKE AN INFANT OR SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Christina: ....wowsers that is some big font.
Matt: Well I'm fucking pissed I can't check two of my three addictions and I don't even want to try and check the third. I might get even more pissed, and there isn't a bigger font than what I just used
Christina: I will take your word on that. Well so you have no addictions. You'll be ok for tonight. You need to do your HW anyway
Matt: Well, I haven't read the article all the way still but I'm just gonna say that
Christina: That works
Matt: OMG I've missed my fat ass so much!!!!
Christina: ...what?
Matt: My cat, Chewie, he is my fat ass! I sit down and he immediately sits on my lap
Christina: lol gotcha. I missed that you had that nickname for him
Matt: Then I reach my hand into a bag of chips and he bats at my hand. So I break him off a piece of chip and give it to him and if I reach my hand and he doesn't get one he keeps hitting me till I give him some. It is so adorable
Christina: Awwww
Matt: And I love it
Christina: I love cats
Matt: And I've missed him
Christina: I would imagine so! Glad you get to hang out
Matt: Me too. But yeah. If I go outside to get him in, I would use to just call out, "Fat ass" and he would come runnin'
Christina: Awwww. lol
Matt: But my mom made me stop that
Christina: At least he can run!
Matt: Yeah, he isn't that fat
Christina: Good good. My Tobie has a little belly; he's saving up for a bad winter.
Matt: haha, well Chewie is saving up for a winter that will never come
Christina: lol true.. ah well. Starting to yawn baby; work on your paper
Matt: I am
Christina: Good good.
Matt: K, it has been sent. It is kinda random, I think
Christina: K. Sent it back, gorgeous
Matt: Crap, I left my hacker at my dad's
Christina: I think there are regulations online
Matt: So I don't know if it needs to underlined or what either. How would I find that? I probably won't be allowed to view the page
Christina: Wait wait, your wifey is looking
Matt: Yeah, AOL is not helping me
Christina: Hold onto your horses; I'm looking...
Matt: Thanks. Anything? I want to say quotes
Christina; Slowly; they keep wanting to sell me a book rather than answer me.
Matt: haha asses
Christina: Underline Time; quote the article
Matt: Now the main question: was it good? Did it cover the essentials?
Christina: Yes it did. I thought you did a nice job
Matt: Good good. Thanks. Thanks for the help, as usual. Mwah. Love ya, time for bed. 5:30 will be here shortly
Christina: Agreed! ::muahh:: Love you bunches. Night night
Christina: When is it due, and what is it about?
Matt: About an article that has caught my attention, and I have just the article but I haven't read all of it. Due tomorrow, and I have to go to work at 5 till 9:30 then I have to go to my mom's house. And I'm gonna have to use dial up and be on my mom's computer. Oh wait
Christina: Gotcha. Well then. What is the article from?
Matt: I don't have AOL on this computer. I should download that now while I'm thinking about it
Christina: Good plan
Matt: From Time Magazine, on gay teens and coming out rates
Christina: I read that
Matt: And how they, or we rather, are coming out sooner and sooner. You did?
Christina: Yes my mom is a subscriber to Time
Matt: Good good
Christina: Yep yep. It's high quality
Matt: haha, downloaded it. Now I'm just going to need to figure out how to do dial up
Christina: Yeehaw. Good luck my friend
Matt: Yeehaw? Um, no, I did not marry a hick
Christina: haha yeah you did. Come on, you have seen where I live.
Matt: Capital punishment. Is it okay? An eye for an eye
Christina: I think it may depend on the circumstances; lots of gray areas
Matt: Death penalty?
Christina: Yeah, same sort of thing... I don't like it if it's going to make the person a martyr
Matt: Example?
Christina: Such as, if there's an Iraqi being held for some crime and he makes it into a religious predicament. killing him gives more power to allah cause b/c it feeds the notion that Americans are capitalist bastards. Keeping his ass in jail keeps them from using him as a poster boy to the same extent.
Matt: Very good point
Christina: Yep yep. And it's something that the Taliban uses against us: doing shit as martyrs, which just makes everything worse, and the hatred of the country increase
Matt: Fuck, I don't know how to do system maintenance
Christina: Like, under system tools?
Matt: I dunno
Christina: Hm. Well that is all I know how to do. Defragment the hard drive and run scan disk. ha
Matt: I don't know how to do any of that on this thing
Christina: Um...mine's just start, programs, accessories, and then system tools and its options. But yeah. I dunno.
Matt: How do you spell maintence?
Christina: Maintenance
Matt: Fuck. Nothing
Christina: ...nothing what?
Matt: Can't find anything to do it
Christina: Oh. Well that blows. Or sucks, take your preference.
Matt: Sucking is a lot easier than blowing
Christina: lol, well you would know
Matt: Yes I would. And I had more to add to that one story about Saturday night
Christina: ...oh yeah?
Matt: Yeah
Christina: Scandalous.
Matt: Just know that I'm a whore:-) :-P
Christina: You're not a whore....
Matt: ;-)
Christina: Whores have more money. Kidding kidding. You're not one, anyway
Matt: I'm a ho then. Next time I'll make him buy me dinner, then I'll be a whore
Christina: lol buying dinner makes it more like a date, and then even less like a whorish activity.
Matt: No, dinner afterward, as payment. Not a date. Neither of us want to date; we just want to fuck
Christina: Who else down there are you including in the "us"?
Matt: What do you mean?
Christina: You were with a bunch of people so I was wondering who the "us" was. Just for clarity
Matt: Oh. Um. Yeah. Between me and him. You are more than welcome to guess though
Christina: The almighty "him." I love it.
Matt: What is that supposed to mean?
Christina: That you averted my question with a pronoun
Matt: I did not
Christina: Uh huh.
Matt: Noy uh
Christina: Noy? What the hell is that?
Matt: Not uh. Shut up, I'm in class
Christina: LOL this is productive for your class
Matt: What, me talking about sex in class?
Christina: Yep. Goes right along with the curriculum
Matt: Well I'd be thinking about it none the less
Christina: This is true. Since you're apparently a nympho
Matt: Well duh
Christina: hehe ah, what a husband I have.
Matt: But now I want you to guess as to who it was
Christina: I don't like guessing, 'cause I hate to be wrong.
Matt: But you have to
Christina: And why is that?
Matt: 'Cause I said so
Christina: Hm. The rationalizing of a 5 year old
Matt: Yup. Because I want to know how well you know me. Because I want to know who you might think it is. Because I said so woman so do it! I want to make the conversation even more interesting
Christina: Oh man. Um....well last I knew Jay was still being a jerkface and not talking to you. So maybe Perry?
Matt: Well, a part of me would have rathered it be Jay, but he isn't even acknowledging my existence, but you would be correct, it was Perry. Go you
Christina: Yay for me keeping up with your socialness. Phew, that was intense. I was worried to be wrong.
Matt: And I wouldn't have cared
Christina: Eh, I like to know what's going on w/you
Matt: Like I said, would make it more interesting. But I just don't understand. Jay doesn't want to acknowledge me
Christina: Sorry...welcome to my world of being ignored. Sometimes if they don't know how to deal with someone, they just stop all forms of communication...yep.
Matt: Well whatever
Christina: Yeah pretty much, that is the only conclusion available.
Matt: Moved on
Christina: Good good.
Matt: Oh my god this class is so frustrating
Christina: Which class of torture?
Matt: Well good frustrating. CEI, Current Ethical Issues
Christina: Right right.
Matt: Now talking about Capital Punishment
Christina: Gotcha.
Matt: I so cannot till the next topic. Gay marriage
Christina: You're going to have fun with that.
Matt: I'm going to attend class everyday
Christina: I'm sure you will and have lots of insight to add
Matt: Damn gay!
Christina: Did you notice I've been an updater? hahahaha
Matt: Yes yes. I started reading last night but that movie was too distracting
Christina: hehe it's alright, I was just wondering
Matt: But class is almost over and then I'm off to work
Christina: I know. No worries. I probably won't be home till 11ish. So kisses and such. Miss ya
Christina: K. Have a good time at work love. I miss you bunches and bunches
Christina: Hey darlin, look! I'm still awake! Aren't you impressed?
Matt: Yes, I'm very thankful. Now I need to start my homework so you can get to bed
Christina: haha true... but first, as any good wifey would ask, how was work today dear?
Matt: Well swimming was good. Forgot how muched I missed it really. Class was interesting, as you took part in that. And work was good too. Then my parents bitched at me. And now I'm at my mom's house all by myself looking after the animals
Christina: Well at least you were able to get out of your dad's house....
Matt: With no wireless high speed or cable but oh well
Christina: Yeah. Well as long as it works, it's all good.
Matt: OMG
Christina: What?
Matt: On my aol account I don't have access to myspace.com because of my parental controls. My mom is ridiculous
Christina: That is sad... and annoying
Matt: Very
Christina: Oh great. Hold please; bad convo with mom coming up.
Matt: haha, sorry sweetie
Christina: I think the Ireland idea just died. It got awfully quiet here all of the sudden.
Matt: :-( :'( Sorry hun, I know how badly you wanted to go
Christina: "We might be able to come up with 2 grand, but not 3." Fucking fabulous that they put 2 grand in the fucking dog....
Matt: And my mom's copier isn't working so I'm gonna have to do that at school tomorrow as well which means I have to get there earlier and spend more money
Christina: Sorry honey
Matt: Well, I don't know what to tell you. It is better to have saved a life
Christina: I got fucked over is sufficient.
Matt: Or well, think you are saving a life
Christina: He started eating rocks again today. He's going to get sick again.
Matt: Stupid fucker
Christina: Yep. And then they bought a wood stove over the weekend. $1500
Matt: What? Why do they need that?
Christina: FUCK if I know.
Matt: FUCK I can't check myspace now!!!!! I'm gonna freak
Christina: I'm right there with ya.
Matt: OMG I CAN'T EVEN CHECK FUCKING FACEBOOK. MY MOM MUST HAVE ME AS LIKE AN INFANT OR SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Christina: ....wowsers that is some big font.
Matt: Well I'm fucking pissed I can't check two of my three addictions and I don't even want to try and check the third. I might get even more pissed, and there isn't a bigger font than what I just used
Christina: I will take your word on that. Well so you have no addictions. You'll be ok for tonight. You need to do your HW anyway
Matt: Well, I haven't read the article all the way still but I'm just gonna say that
Christina: That works
Matt: OMG I've missed my fat ass so much!!!!
Christina: ...what?
Matt: My cat, Chewie, he is my fat ass! I sit down and he immediately sits on my lap
Christina: lol gotcha. I missed that you had that nickname for him
Matt: Then I reach my hand into a bag of chips and he bats at my hand. So I break him off a piece of chip and give it to him and if I reach my hand and he doesn't get one he keeps hitting me till I give him some. It is so adorable
Christina: Awwww
Matt: And I love it
Christina: I love cats
Matt: And I've missed him
Christina: I would imagine so! Glad you get to hang out
Matt: Me too. But yeah. If I go outside to get him in, I would use to just call out, "Fat ass" and he would come runnin'
Christina: Awwww. lol
Matt: But my mom made me stop that
Christina: At least he can run!
Matt: Yeah, he isn't that fat
Christina: Good good. My Tobie has a little belly; he's saving up for a bad winter.
Matt: haha, well Chewie is saving up for a winter that will never come
Christina: lol true.. ah well. Starting to yawn baby; work on your paper
Matt: I am
Christina: Good good.
Matt: K, it has been sent. It is kinda random, I think
Christina: K. Sent it back, gorgeous
Matt: Crap, I left my hacker at my dad's
Christina: I think there are regulations online
Matt: So I don't know if it needs to underlined or what either. How would I find that? I probably won't be allowed to view the page
Christina: Wait wait, your wifey is looking
Matt: Yeah, AOL is not helping me
Christina: Hold onto your horses; I'm looking...
Matt: Thanks. Anything? I want to say quotes
Christina; Slowly; they keep wanting to sell me a book rather than answer me.
Matt: haha asses
Christina: Underline Time; quote the article
Matt: Now the main question: was it good? Did it cover the essentials?
Christina: Yes it did. I thought you did a nice job
Matt: Good good. Thanks. Thanks for the help, as usual. Mwah. Love ya, time for bed. 5:30 will be here shortly
Christina: Agreed! ::muahh:: Love you bunches. Night night