Insane people are entertaining
Christina: Hi.
Matt: I thought you said the wireless was out
Christina: It wavers, you know. I played with the antenna, and it appears to be nice
Matt: fkk]] ahhh. That was supposed to be good, then me trying to delete it. But yeah
Christina: hehe but I am car-less til Friday, and not very happy about it. (Note from the editor: My car battery had decided to die, and there were no jumper cables available...goddammit.)
Matt: haha, I just sent what I was typing to you to Perry. But sorry babe
Christina: It's ok. I think I will live.
Matt: Glad to hear that one
Christina: Yes yes. How goes that delightful paper of yours?
Matt: I have actually started now
Christina: Sweetness. Well, class time sweetie. I'll be back online at like 12:30.
Matt: Alrighty. We'll see where I'm at then. mwah, have a good time
Christina: Ok. ::muahh:: Love you. Good luck
Matt: So should I send you my paper?
Auto response from Christina: So...my car is dead until Friday.
So I'll be on campus til 4.
FUCK.
leave one or call.
Christina: Yes, send me your paper
Matt: It totally isn't done
Christina: Well do you want me to look at it now? I will if you want me to
Matt: Yeah I do
Christina: Ok then
Matt: Okay
Christina: Ok. Christina commentation on myspace: "IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Probably, but I wouldn't get to close, I have way to many issues." Um no. I love you. Ok. But yeah. Everybody has issues. Be nice to yourself honey
Matt: I said I would be my friend
Christina: But that you wouldn't get too close, and there is no need for that. People should get close 'cause you're freaking amazing
Matt: Tell that to Wes or Jay
Christina: Well if I meet them, we'll sit down and chat. 'Cause I doubt you'd want me to yell at Jay on his website. Eventhough I did consider that
Matt: haha so did I tell you how I tried to make conversation with him both Monday and yesterday?
Christina: No
Matt: And how he didn't say two words to me? Well I did and he didn't
Christina: I want to beat him.
Matt: So he was on-line a while ago and I asked him about it and all he said was that he wasn't in the mood for talking, but yet he felt like talking to others. Just not me I guess. But whatever
Christina: Don't try to figure it out. He seems as silly and afraid of commitment as another male I know. Unfortunately, yeah, there seems to be no cure for this. Question from your paper. "She describes being connected to a famous for nine months over night without being asked." Tell me what words are missing so I can figure out what you mean
Matt: Famous violinist
Christina: Ok. "For nine months over night." Maybe I'm missing something b/c I didn't read the article. Does that mean she slept with him?
Matt: Oh, he is attached to you for nine months through tubes because he has a rare blood type that only you have and they hooked him up to you without your even knowing
Christina: Ok. So it's a parasite.
Matt: Um, kinda
Christina: lol
Matt: The violinist needs your blood
Christina: Right. But you don't know it's there, so it's like having a parasite in your system that is feeding w/out your permission in an effort to survive.
Matt: Well, you wake up and he is there. You have to lie in bed with him connected to you for 9 months
Christina: Ok. It's ok. No further explanation needed, but thank you for clarifying. I needed that reading. hehe. K I sent my comments
Matt is idle at 1:38:30 PM.
Christina: Where did my Matt go???
Matt is no longer idle at 1:47:47 PM.
Matt: No where
Christina: You were just idling. So I was concerned. And I'm still concerned 'cause you're so quiet. Do I need to come down there this weekend?
Matt: No, I'm okay... for the most part. Unless you have an incredibly hott guy who wants a relationship with me. Then yes, you need to come down
Christina: Unfortunately, this portion of the state is lacking in even the incredibly hott straight men, so both of us are fucked over for that.
Matt: Well damn
Christina: Double damn.
Matt: Damn damn damn
Christina: Quadruple damn.
Matt: Damn to the 100th power
Christina: Damn to the millionth power, plus 5
Matt: I'm sorry sweetie
Auto response from Christina: So if I end up not being able to go to Ireland b/c my parents are throwing money at the dog, I am going to have a mental breakdown over their priorities.
Matt: :-( you can have your $50 if you want
Christina: hehe thanks gorgeous. But that is yours, and nothing compared to what they are putting into Indie
Matt: But I do believe the life of a dog is somewhat greater then a trip to Ireland, because your fabulous husband can take you there one day
Christina: hehe yeah... I know. It's just the principle of the thing. I really set myself up that I was going, you know? And then I call my mom tonight, and she's like, "Oh, well we've already put like $500 into Indie, and he's at the specialist's right now, so we don't know how the finances are going to be." Which was just....argh.
Matt: (from your myspace survey) "IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yeah, insane people are entertaining." lol dying of laughter
Christina: Well, I am.... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa don't die! Dammit, I didn't think it was that funny. It was an honest answer
Matt: It is hilarious. omg, dying of laughter. Let us hope I do not choke on my gum
Christina: Oh shit. I'm too many states away to perform the Heimlich. And plus -- I haven't had training, so I may break a rib. Or two. But hopefully you wouldn't turn blue, which is a positive thing
Matt: "WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Good face, good body, sense of humor, smarts, style, compassion, affection, driven, ability to commit. --> Ok sounds good." I thought that looked familiar
Christina: ha. I was like, "Well, he covered all the bases...I agree."
Matt: I almost left out the "ability to commit" part but then was like, "Oh wait, yeah I need that one since the last two guys I did anything with had a problem with that one"
Christina: Oh yes. Definitely need them to be commit-able. It goes along with liking a relationship v. a one night stand.
Matt: Well I just saw that last thing you said. Yes, relationships are so much better. One night stands make you feel dirty and I surely do not like feeling dirty
Christina: Understandable. Thus why I shower every morning. Rid that icky feeling.
Matt: Okay, I need to drop precal
Christina: Really? How bad is it?
Matt: I have a take home quiz. I don't know any of it
Christina: Sorry. I am not a math person.
Matt: The quiz has 6 questions, I'm on #4 and I've only been able to do #4
Christina: Nothing of help online anywhere? Nothing in the text book?
Matt: So I know you've read my away message about the dog barking
Christina: Yes
Matt: Well the step mom has decided to start waving a fly swatter in front of the dog to get him to start barking. Doesn't hit him, just waves it in front of him saying no
Christina: That's...uh...very ineffective of her.
Matt: Yeah, he tries to play with it, and tore one up the other day
Christina: Shocker.
Matt: Yeah
Christina: How annoying.
Matt: Whatever. Oh and today he spent all morning clawing at my step sister's door and barked at it for a good long while. I almost kicked it as I walked down the hallway but thought better. I am somewhat of a humanitarian
Christina: That was gracious of you.
Matt: Yeah f that shista
Christina: Such a weird word.
Matt: I like it
Christina: I figured, since I see it more often now. Ok. Your wifey is going to bed now. ::muahh:: And cuddles. Call if you need me
Matt: Alrighty, sleep tight. Love ya. mwah
Christina: Love you. Have a good day tomorrow.
Matt: I thought you said the wireless was out
Christina: It wavers, you know. I played with the antenna, and it appears to be nice
Matt: fkk]] ahhh. That was supposed to be good, then me trying to delete it. But yeah
Christina: hehe but I am car-less til Friday, and not very happy about it. (Note from the editor: My car battery had decided to die, and there were no jumper cables available...goddammit.)
Matt: haha, I just sent what I was typing to you to Perry. But sorry babe
Christina: It's ok. I think I will live.
Matt: Glad to hear that one
Christina: Yes yes. How goes that delightful paper of yours?
Matt: I have actually started now
Christina: Sweetness. Well, class time sweetie. I'll be back online at like 12:30.
Matt: Alrighty. We'll see where I'm at then. mwah, have a good time
Christina: Ok. ::muahh:: Love you. Good luck
Matt: So should I send you my paper?
Auto response from Christina: So...my car is dead until Friday.
So I'll be on campus til 4.
FUCK.
leave one or call.
Christina: Yes, send me your paper
Matt: It totally isn't done
Christina: Well do you want me to look at it now? I will if you want me to
Matt: Yeah I do
Christina: Ok then
Matt: Okay
Christina: Ok. Christina commentation on myspace: "IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Probably, but I wouldn't get to close, I have way to many issues." Um no. I love you. Ok. But yeah. Everybody has issues. Be nice to yourself honey
Matt: I said I would be my friend
Christina: But that you wouldn't get too close, and there is no need for that. People should get close 'cause you're freaking amazing
Matt: Tell that to Wes or Jay
Christina: Well if I meet them, we'll sit down and chat. 'Cause I doubt you'd want me to yell at Jay on his website. Eventhough I did consider that
Matt: haha so did I tell you how I tried to make conversation with him both Monday and yesterday?
Christina: No
Matt: And how he didn't say two words to me? Well I did and he didn't
Christina: I want to beat him.
Matt: So he was on-line a while ago and I asked him about it and all he said was that he wasn't in the mood for talking, but yet he felt like talking to others. Just not me I guess. But whatever
Christina: Don't try to figure it out. He seems as silly and afraid of commitment as another male I know. Unfortunately, yeah, there seems to be no cure for this. Question from your paper. "She describes being connected to a famous for nine months over night without being asked." Tell me what words are missing so I can figure out what you mean
Matt: Famous violinist
Christina: Ok. "For nine months over night." Maybe I'm missing something b/c I didn't read the article. Does that mean she slept with him?
Matt: Oh, he is attached to you for nine months through tubes because he has a rare blood type that only you have and they hooked him up to you without your even knowing
Christina: Ok. So it's a parasite.
Matt: Um, kinda
Christina: lol
Matt: The violinist needs your blood
Christina: Right. But you don't know it's there, so it's like having a parasite in your system that is feeding w/out your permission in an effort to survive.
Matt: Well, you wake up and he is there. You have to lie in bed with him connected to you for 9 months
Christina: Ok. It's ok. No further explanation needed, but thank you for clarifying. I needed that reading. hehe. K I sent my comments
Matt is idle at 1:38:30 PM.
Christina: Where did my Matt go???
Matt is no longer idle at 1:47:47 PM.
Matt: No where
Christina: You were just idling. So I was concerned. And I'm still concerned 'cause you're so quiet. Do I need to come down there this weekend?
Matt: No, I'm okay... for the most part. Unless you have an incredibly hott guy who wants a relationship with me. Then yes, you need to come down
Christina: Unfortunately, this portion of the state is lacking in even the incredibly hott straight men, so both of us are fucked over for that.
Matt: Well damn
Christina: Double damn.
Matt: Damn damn damn
Christina: Quadruple damn.
Matt: Damn to the 100th power
Christina: Damn to the millionth power, plus 5
Matt: I'm sorry sweetie
Auto response from Christina: So if I end up not being able to go to Ireland b/c my parents are throwing money at the dog, I am going to have a mental breakdown over their priorities.
Matt: :-( you can have your $50 if you want
Christina: hehe thanks gorgeous. But that is yours, and nothing compared to what they are putting into Indie
Matt: But I do believe the life of a dog is somewhat greater then a trip to Ireland, because your fabulous husband can take you there one day
Christina: hehe yeah... I know. It's just the principle of the thing. I really set myself up that I was going, you know? And then I call my mom tonight, and she's like, "Oh, well we've already put like $500 into Indie, and he's at the specialist's right now, so we don't know how the finances are going to be." Which was just....argh.
Matt: (from your myspace survey) "IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yeah, insane people are entertaining." lol dying of laughter
Christina: Well, I am.... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa don't die! Dammit, I didn't think it was that funny. It was an honest answer
Matt: It is hilarious. omg, dying of laughter. Let us hope I do not choke on my gum
Christina: Oh shit. I'm too many states away to perform the Heimlich. And plus -- I haven't had training, so I may break a rib. Or two. But hopefully you wouldn't turn blue, which is a positive thing
Matt: "WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Good face, good body, sense of humor, smarts, style, compassion, affection, driven, ability to commit. --> Ok sounds good." I thought that looked familiar
Christina: ha. I was like, "Well, he covered all the bases...I agree."
Matt: I almost left out the "ability to commit" part but then was like, "Oh wait, yeah I need that one since the last two guys I did anything with had a problem with that one"
Christina: Oh yes. Definitely need them to be commit-able. It goes along with liking a relationship v. a one night stand.
Matt: Well I just saw that last thing you said. Yes, relationships are so much better. One night stands make you feel dirty and I surely do not like feeling dirty
Christina: Understandable. Thus why I shower every morning. Rid that icky feeling.
Matt: Okay, I need to drop precal
Christina: Really? How bad is it?
Matt: I have a take home quiz. I don't know any of it
Christina: Sorry. I am not a math person.
Matt: The quiz has 6 questions, I'm on #4 and I've only been able to do #4
Christina: Nothing of help online anywhere? Nothing in the text book?
Matt: So I know you've read my away message about the dog barking
Christina: Yes
Matt: Well the step mom has decided to start waving a fly swatter in front of the dog to get him to start barking. Doesn't hit him, just waves it in front of him saying no
Christina: That's...uh...very ineffective of her.
Matt: Yeah, he tries to play with it, and tore one up the other day
Christina: Shocker.
Matt: Yeah
Christina: How annoying.
Matt: Whatever. Oh and today he spent all morning clawing at my step sister's door and barked at it for a good long while. I almost kicked it as I walked down the hallway but thought better. I am somewhat of a humanitarian
Christina: That was gracious of you.
Matt: Yeah f that shista
Christina: Such a weird word.
Matt: I like it
Christina: I figured, since I see it more often now. Ok. Your wifey is going to bed now. ::muahh:: And cuddles. Call if you need me
Matt: Alrighty, sleep tight. Love ya. mwah
Christina: Love you. Have a good day tomorrow.