You're so cute and cuddly! I'd take you home with me
Christina: Hey gorgeous so what did you want to tell me last night? Matt...Matt...Matt...where did you go love?
Christina: Fucking dogs. They're retarded. Did I tell you Indiana was at the vet's from Monday til sometime today? The fucker ate a ton of rocks and my mom's new leather (treated) shoes. oy.
Auto response from Matt: Barkley: "Raw raw raw raw raw"
Lisa: "NO, NO BARK"
Barkley: "Raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw"
Lisa: "BARKLEY NO! STOP BARKING! NO BARK!"
Barkley: "RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW"
Me (to myself): "Yeah, no bark and stop barking sure is not cutting it."
Christina: Hey hubby honey, I just wanted to let you know your adoring wifey updated our site a bit. I'm still a slacker and not caught up, but, I can't stop sneezing and thus am going to take some cold meds and get under my covers. If you need me, call my cell. Have a good night, I love you. BTW, I totally just saw your away message on myspace
Auto response from Matt: Work
Christina: Hi I love you Hi how are you?
Matt: You are updating, and I didn't like the title of one so I'm reading through and finding something better
Christina: That's fine. I suck at titling
Matt: And there was a correction. =-O One single solitary correction
Christina: I'm like, coughing my lungs out here. Be glad for only one. hehe
Matt: :-( Sorry hun
Christina: Not your fault. I have....14 hours to last until the dr. I can make it.
Matt: haha, odd countdown
Christina: Isn't it though? All the oddness. 14 hrs to live on my own w/out medical attention present.
Wireless malfunction. Because the devil possessed it.
Christina: So I was in the middle of typing a forewarning about my wireless sucking when it went out. Fucking stupid thing. And oh look, it's back on the next morning. Damn thing. But hey I hope you had a grrrreat time last night!!!
Auto response from Matt: after a day of nothing
3 showers
5 teeth brushings
3 outfit changes
and lots of video game playing
I'm goin out to have a good time!
:-)
Christina: Hi you. I'm dealing with wireless. Warning. How are you?
Matt: Good good. Your poor puppy
Christina: Yeah.... I know.
Matt: I swear
Christina: I know. Dad went to go visit him today. Hopefully I'll hear something positive today.
Matt: That would be nice
Christina: Indeed. So what happened last night that made you upset?
Matt: It did not make me upset; it made me happy
Christina: Wasn't there a "what the fuck am I thinking" away message?
Matt: And I texted you about it. No it was an "I'm a fucking idiot" away message
Christina: Oh. Right. Sorry, sad memory
Matt: That was because I was talking to Wes and was pushing way too hard and it totally fucked things up
Christina: Sorry honey
Matt: Yeah oh well
Christina: Yeah. So how'd you hear about Jason?
Matt: I went out to dinner with Randy. We did a little bit of a "bitter ex-boyfriend" night. It was fun
Christina: Gotcha. hehe
Matt: To be a person you have to have self consciousness. People who are in comas or are severely mentally retarded are not human
Christina: Philosophizing is grand
Wireless moment.
Christina: Sorry gorgeous. Wireless is evil
Matt: I know I know. Who was that chick that was in the coma? In the news a few months ago. Terri ........
Christina: Schiavo
Matt: Yes thank you
Christina: No prob. I was all into that.
Matt: So have you looked at my friends' entries on livejournal?
Christina: No, why? Something good?
Matt: Yes, pictures from the other night. The really short one, the second one down I think where it says "(read more...)"
Christina: Wowsers, looks like a good night
Matt: I really did not want my picture taken. It was good fun
Christina: Awesome. Funny to see you with hair all over your head again
Matt: Yes yes. Hush
Christina: What?? I was just saying....
Matt: So now you've seen Dane, Jay, and Wes
Christina: Yes.
Matt: Any opinions?
Christina: Y'all should be straight. haha. No, it goes along with the theory of hot men being gay. It's all good
Matt: Honestly, who do you like best is what I'm trying to ask, based on looks
Christina: Um....Wes or Jay I would say. Since I'm already married to you, of course
Matt: Between Wes or Jay
Christina: Hm...probably Wes. These people I would have to see in person for a real decision.
Matt: Okay. Now is that your honest opinion?
Christina: Yeah. Sorry for the pause, your window didn't blink.
Matt: K good. Oh, in one of the pictures of me there is a blue box behind me. "The Fun Box." It was filled with candy
Christina: lol that is fun.
Matt: I ate so much freakin' candy
Christina: hehe candy is good
Matt: It was so bad
Christina: It's ok. No worries. I wouldn't be able to fit into your pants. You're still thin.
Matt: haha I was thinking you and me in my pants. But that is only because I'm dirty. Yes, 30 minutes left of class
Christina: LOL I like you dirty, no worries. It amuses me greatly
Matt: Oh wow. That was even dirtier. You dirty dirty girl
Christina: Eh. What can I say....
Matt: haha
Christina: So what clase are you in?
Matt: What clase? Did you fill in a dirty secret?
Christina: Class. No I didn't
Matt: Why not?
Christina: I don't really have secrets; you know everything!
Matt: And I'm in Current Ethical Issues and totally lost
Christina: What a bummer
Matt: And yes, it is most likely the one you think it is
Christina: Ok. Well yeah. I figured you would have a nice paragraph
Matt: Paragraph, yes, nice, hardly
Christina: I know. That was my "I wish I could make it better."
Matt: Yeah, oh well, it is all pretty much in the past
Christina: Yeah. But if it still all bothers you, it's still an issue, honey.
Matt: True true. Shit shit shit
Christina: What what what
Matt:This guy I deleted off of my buddy list is talking to me
Christina: Ignore him?
Matt: I'm too nice
Christina: Send me his SN and I'll tell him? hehe
Matt: Um, no
Christina: I was kidding.
Matt: Um, no
Christina: Um, yes.
Matt: ******** (3:58:21 PM): I am looking to make friends
Christina: Isn't everyone?
Matt: And I want to tell him I have enough friends
Christina: LOL hey that's direct
Matt: Yeah but again, I'm too nice
Christina: Silly boy. It doesn't matter love, esp. if you've never met him
Matt: True true but I don't want to be known as an asshole
Christina: I doubt that will be the case. And anyone who knows you won't believe it. 'Cause it isn't true.
Matt: Oh, but I am. 15 minutes!!!
Christina: You aren't! Be nice to yourself. Don't make me get you up here just to bite you
Matt: I gots to go sweetie
Christina: Ok love, drive safe.
Christina: Hi darlin. How have the past 4 hours been for you?
Matt: Let's try this again. Honey, I'm home. I didn't hear you sign back on
Christina: It's stealth
Matt: Well swimming was fun, but I hurt like crazy.Then I went to the mall to buy Perry's b-day gift and my debit card was declined. Meaning my paycheck hadn't gone through yet and I've gone through the $100 I had. Then I went to the other mall to see Perry, and Jay was there. He didn't really say anything to me. I tried to be nice, but whatever
Christina: You're a nice person
Matt: Perry said the only reason he did any of that Saturday was because he has no feelings for one guy, one guy has feelings for him, and I am kinda seeing the other, and we already had so what's the harm. Well I really wish he would have thought about my feelings but whatever
Christina: Sorry sweetie. That still is harsh.
Matt: Yup. So how bout I was on my way out of my room to hang up my wet bathing suits when you came back. Well I set my suits down on my lap. Yeah. I wet my pants
Christina: Awww sorry love
Matt: Or at least that's what it looks like
Christina: You were just tooo excited to see me!
Matt: haha
Christina: I used to generate that reaction in Indiana
Matt: I'm like a badly trained dog
Christina: It's alright
Matt: Thanks
Christina: But you're so cute and cuddly! I'd take you home with me
Matt: So you are referring to me as a dog. Thanks a bunch
Christina: Not really a dog. Just the same concept, applied to cute and cuddly humans....hehe. No offense intended
Christina: Fucking dogs. They're retarded. Did I tell you Indiana was at the vet's from Monday til sometime today? The fucker ate a ton of rocks and my mom's new leather (treated) shoes. oy.
Auto response from Matt: Barkley: "Raw raw raw raw raw"
Lisa: "NO, NO BARK"
Barkley: "Raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw"
Lisa: "BARKLEY NO! STOP BARKING! NO BARK!"
Barkley: "RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW"
Me (to myself): "Yeah, no bark and stop barking sure is not cutting it."
Christina: Hey hubby honey, I just wanted to let you know your adoring wifey updated our site a bit. I'm still a slacker and not caught up, but, I can't stop sneezing and thus am going to take some cold meds and get under my covers. If you need me, call my cell. Have a good night, I love you. BTW, I totally just saw your away message on myspace
Auto response from Matt: Work
Christina: Hi I love you Hi how are you?
Matt: You are updating, and I didn't like the title of one so I'm reading through and finding something better
Christina: That's fine. I suck at titling
Matt: And there was a correction. =-O One single solitary correction
Christina: I'm like, coughing my lungs out here. Be glad for only one. hehe
Matt: :-( Sorry hun
Christina: Not your fault. I have....14 hours to last until the dr. I can make it.
Matt: haha, odd countdown
Christina: Isn't it though? All the oddness. 14 hrs to live on my own w/out medical attention present.
Wireless malfunction. Because the devil possessed it.
Christina: So I was in the middle of typing a forewarning about my wireless sucking when it went out. Fucking stupid thing. And oh look, it's back on the next morning. Damn thing. But hey I hope you had a grrrreat time last night!!!
Auto response from Matt: after a day of nothing
3 showers
5 teeth brushings
3 outfit changes
and lots of video game playing
I'm goin out to have a good time!
:-)
Christina: Hi you. I'm dealing with wireless. Warning. How are you?
Matt: Good good. Your poor puppy
Christina: Yeah.... I know.
Matt: I swear
Christina: I know. Dad went to go visit him today. Hopefully I'll hear something positive today.
Matt: That would be nice
Christina: Indeed. So what happened last night that made you upset?
Matt: It did not make me upset; it made me happy
Christina: Wasn't there a "what the fuck am I thinking" away message?
Matt: And I texted you about it. No it was an "I'm a fucking idiot" away message
Christina: Oh. Right. Sorry, sad memory
Matt: That was because I was talking to Wes and was pushing way too hard and it totally fucked things up
Christina: Sorry honey
Matt: Yeah oh well
Christina: Yeah. So how'd you hear about Jason?
Matt: I went out to dinner with Randy. We did a little bit of a "bitter ex-boyfriend" night. It was fun
Christina: Gotcha. hehe
Matt: To be a person you have to have self consciousness. People who are in comas or are severely mentally retarded are not human
Christina: Philosophizing is grand
Wireless moment.
Christina: Sorry gorgeous. Wireless is evil
Matt: I know I know. Who was that chick that was in the coma? In the news a few months ago. Terri ........
Christina: Schiavo
Matt: Yes thank you
Christina: No prob. I was all into that.
Matt: So have you looked at my friends' entries on livejournal?
Christina: No, why? Something good?
Matt: Yes, pictures from the other night. The really short one, the second one down I think where it says "(read more...)"
Christina: Wowsers, looks like a good night
Matt: I really did not want my picture taken. It was good fun
Christina: Awesome. Funny to see you with hair all over your head again
Matt: Yes yes. Hush
Christina: What?? I was just saying....
Matt: So now you've seen Dane, Jay, and Wes
Christina: Yes.
Matt: Any opinions?
Christina: Y'all should be straight. haha. No, it goes along with the theory of hot men being gay. It's all good
Matt: Honestly, who do you like best is what I'm trying to ask, based on looks
Christina: Um....Wes or Jay I would say. Since I'm already married to you, of course
Matt: Between Wes or Jay
Christina: Hm...probably Wes. These people I would have to see in person for a real decision.
Matt: Okay. Now is that your honest opinion?
Christina: Yeah. Sorry for the pause, your window didn't blink.
Matt: K good. Oh, in one of the pictures of me there is a blue box behind me. "The Fun Box." It was filled with candy
Christina: lol that is fun.
Matt: I ate so much freakin' candy
Christina: hehe candy is good
Matt: It was so bad
Christina: It's ok. No worries. I wouldn't be able to fit into your pants. You're still thin.
Matt: haha I was thinking you and me in my pants. But that is only because I'm dirty. Yes, 30 minutes left of class
Christina: LOL I like you dirty, no worries. It amuses me greatly
Matt: Oh wow. That was even dirtier. You dirty dirty girl
Christina: Eh. What can I say....
Matt: haha
Christina: So what clase are you in?
Matt: What clase? Did you fill in a dirty secret?
Christina: Class. No I didn't
Matt: Why not?
Christina: I don't really have secrets; you know everything!
Matt: And I'm in Current Ethical Issues and totally lost
Christina: What a bummer
Matt: And yes, it is most likely the one you think it is
Christina: Ok. Well yeah. I figured you would have a nice paragraph
Matt: Paragraph, yes, nice, hardly
Christina: I know. That was my "I wish I could make it better."
Matt: Yeah, oh well, it is all pretty much in the past
Christina: Yeah. But if it still all bothers you, it's still an issue, honey.
Matt: True true. Shit shit shit
Christina: What what what
Matt:This guy I deleted off of my buddy list is talking to me
Christina: Ignore him?
Matt: I'm too nice
Christina: Send me his SN and I'll tell him? hehe
Matt: Um, no
Christina: I was kidding.
Matt: Um, no
Christina: Um, yes.
Matt: ******** (3:58:21 PM): I am looking to make friends
Christina: Isn't everyone?
Matt: And I want to tell him I have enough friends
Christina: LOL hey that's direct
Matt: Yeah but again, I'm too nice
Christina: Silly boy. It doesn't matter love, esp. if you've never met him
Matt: True true but I don't want to be known as an asshole
Christina: I doubt that will be the case. And anyone who knows you won't believe it. 'Cause it isn't true.
Matt: Oh, but I am. 15 minutes!!!
Christina: You aren't! Be nice to yourself. Don't make me get you up here just to bite you
Matt: I gots to go sweetie
Christina: Ok love, drive safe.
Christina: Hi darlin. How have the past 4 hours been for you?
Matt: Let's try this again. Honey, I'm home. I didn't hear you sign back on
Christina: It's stealth
Matt: Well swimming was fun, but I hurt like crazy.Then I went to the mall to buy Perry's b-day gift and my debit card was declined. Meaning my paycheck hadn't gone through yet and I've gone through the $100 I had. Then I went to the other mall to see Perry, and Jay was there. He didn't really say anything to me. I tried to be nice, but whatever
Christina: You're a nice person
Matt: Perry said the only reason he did any of that Saturday was because he has no feelings for one guy, one guy has feelings for him, and I am kinda seeing the other, and we already had so what's the harm. Well I really wish he would have thought about my feelings but whatever
Christina: Sorry sweetie. That still is harsh.
Matt: Yup. So how bout I was on my way out of my room to hang up my wet bathing suits when you came back. Well I set my suits down on my lap. Yeah. I wet my pants
Christina: Awww sorry love
Matt: Or at least that's what it looks like
Christina: You were just tooo excited to see me!
Matt: haha
Christina: I used to generate that reaction in Indiana
Matt: I'm like a badly trained dog
Christina: It's alright
Matt: Thanks
Christina: But you're so cute and cuddly! I'd take you home with me
Matt: So you are referring to me as a dog. Thanks a bunch
Christina: Not really a dog. Just the same concept, applied to cute and cuddly humans....hehe. No offense intended