In a cave many miles to the south...

[storywitch]

...lives a boy born with fangs in his mouth
Sleeping until the fading light
Flying through bloody dreams
When he awakes, the summer night
Is filled with screams.
-"Bat Boy: The Musical"

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting

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Re: Hope this works...

[anonymous]

Oh, that was me. *smirks at the virtuous ratings* Your LJ is making me prove I'm not a spam robot. :P
And while I was at it:

DisorderRatingParanoid Disorder:LowSchizoid Disorder:LowSchizotypal Disorder:HighAntisocial Disorder:LowBorderline Disorder:LowHistrionic Disorder:ModerateNarcissistic Disorder:ModerateAvoidant Disorder:HighDependent Disorder:LowObsessive-Compulsive Disorder:High
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --
-- Personality Disorders --

Uh-oh. But not entirely surprising.
You sound very different in writing, by the way...at least, different from how I write. I think I'd be less effusive and talk in a tentative way. My journal is full of "kinda" "sorta," and "seems like," plus... gratuitous......rambling...ellipses. If I had a blog, I'd probably providing disclaimers about how weird I was, because I'd be afraid that someone who disagreed with me might see my blog. *glances at personality disorder results* Hmm. Anyway, you sound so warm and outgoing. (Even though I know better!) It's a little scary.

I didn't know that you'd never had a cavity. I've had...too many. Remember when you walked in while I was having one filled, looked at it, and commented on the huge hole where the cavity had been scraped out of my tooth? And I got hysterical, to the great annoyance of our sadistic terrorist dentist?

Schizoidly,
Kate

Re: Hope this works...

[storywitch]

HA! Surprisingly, I don't remember that, but I can believe it. I certainly remember the sadistic terrorist dentist. (The only thing wrong with the current dentist is his abundance of right-wing evangelical-Christian magazines and brochures. ^^')

You need some confidence, my dear. Weirdness is fully licensed in blogs. And if someone disagrees with you, you must stand up for your beliefs and SNARK THEM TO DEATH! Mwahaha. (Actually, I do my best to be polite in online disagreements. Even highly, er, vehement ones.)

Hey! I am too warm and outgoing! Just ask my other, less biological sisters--*indicates my darling Tree and any others lurking about* :-P

I find it amusing that we're in the same level of hell. I must take the other one when I get a chance.