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ok guys me and lindz got a pretty kick ass idea were gunn write a book about our lives n make millions so i figured i would get started lol heres the first of "Our Life Before 5p.m."....
Almost all of my memories had to do with her and almost all of them some one got hurt.Her name was Lindsay Mauser she was my 2nd cousin but we were the same age so we leave out the 2nd,her mom worked at a lawn and garden place called Bargs and i would spend my summers at her house because my mom worked too.Her mom wouldn't come home until 5 every night at left real early so we didn't see much of her,but if we did the book would not be,you see we weren't bad kids we were just unusaual.Think about it two girls with nothing to do all day and we were never the type to sit around paint our nails and watch oprea winfrey.We rarely cried,the only times we did it was usually out of hysterical laughter or getting hurt.You would be impressed with the ideas that two girls could come up with but we weren't alone,ya see Lindsay has a sister,Erin shes 10 and has this friend,Abbey(we call her Abe) and they were characters.What suprised me most is how much we accomplished in such little time because we didn't wake up until around 11 and we had to clean from 4 until her mom got home(she's a clean freak)so thats leaves us with 5 hours give or take,and thats without lunch,dinner,mid morning snack n any other time we ate.Lindsay lives in a two story house,carpeted stairs(bad idea) and she has the whole upstairs so if we wanted to we never had to actually see anyone else,but wheres the fun in that.What we usually did didn't end up hurting us as much as her sister and Abe(thier going to seek a therapist from us).See we lived on a pretty busy street and her yard was an odd shape so you could do much unless you had a quad or a tractor.Luckily she had both n the tractor had a hitch so we would hitch it up n put Erin and Abe in the hitch take them on the road and as we were driving down the yellow lines we would unhitch them and they would fall and have to drag the hitch out of the road before they were hit.That was our game of chicken.We would have bakeoffs but end up just eating the cake out of the pan,we would jump out of the tree house and on to the trampoline,we would lock Erin in a cat cage, we even went so far that we run into the fence around the pool on purpose,actually we didnt run into it we played a game called abandon ship,you would face the tractor towards the fence n about 10 feet before jump off the tractor and just let it go and see how much damage we could do.But not all of our shinanagans happened outside,oh no we would have fights,fist fights,whip cream fights,we even had a horseradish fight,Erin and Abe always lost.Me and Lindsay were inceptrable and people think were twins and we just don't bother to tell them the truth.We would dress alike for family functions and just when were around our friends and make bets to see how many times they would confuse us.We went to Warped together,we even moshed together,how much closer can you get?But i guess because we were so close we kinda were intimidating ya see when we would go to the mall we would be instep and people moved for us and it was cool for ahile but now we just wonder how god damn scary do you have to be for people to move,thats like mafia standards.It also could be that were not the nicest people,in lamest terms you piss us off your screwed.Like Erin she pisses us off alot so she's screwed for life,we have a couple nicknames for her like...fagget,gay,ugly,fro and my personal favorite hideous.We have nicknames for everyone some good,most bad.We deffiently have always been like this,even when were four Lindsay punched me in the face,so its not our fault that were like this.It's just comes naturally.We do alot of stupid stuff and even thought were in a house with more food then anyone knows what to do with we still get bored,so we order out but not to just one place we order out to 3 or 4 and usually spend like 50 bucks on food but were happy.And it would be alot easier to order out if Lindsay had numbers on her mailbox or even a real front door,like she has one but its for looks and the handle doesn't work and it falls off but the pizza n chinese people go to that door,so you have to stand outside and wait for them and watch them pass by like 4 times before they notice and when we finally get our food im usally locked out from the broken handle so i have to walk to the side where the real door is.I don't think we would be the same if we didn't hang out,I think we would be like everyone else,at least everyone whos "happy" by susie's standards but i like our life,our life before 5.
damn im good
Almost all of my memories had to do with her and almost all of them some one got hurt.Her name was Lindsay Mauser she was my 2nd cousin but we were the same age so we leave out the 2nd,her mom worked at a lawn and garden place called Bargs and i would spend my summers at her house because my mom worked too.Her mom wouldn't come home until 5 every night at left real early so we didn't see much of her,but if we did the book would not be,you see we weren't bad kids we were just unusaual.Think about it two girls with nothing to do all day and we were never the type to sit around paint our nails and watch oprea winfrey.We rarely cried,the only times we did it was usually out of hysterical laughter or getting hurt.You would be impressed with the ideas that two girls could come up with but we weren't alone,ya see Lindsay has a sister,Erin shes 10 and has this friend,Abbey(we call her Abe) and they were characters.What suprised me most is how much we accomplished in such little time because we didn't wake up until around 11 and we had to clean from 4 until her mom got home(she's a clean freak)so thats leaves us with 5 hours give or take,and thats without lunch,dinner,mid morning snack n any other time we ate.Lindsay lives in a two story house,carpeted stairs(bad idea) and she has the whole upstairs so if we wanted to we never had to actually see anyone else,but wheres the fun in that.What we usually did didn't end up hurting us as much as her sister and Abe(thier going to seek a therapist from us).See we lived on a pretty busy street and her yard was an odd shape so you could do much unless you had a quad or a tractor.Luckily she had both n the tractor had a hitch so we would hitch it up n put Erin and Abe in the hitch take them on the road and as we were driving down the yellow lines we would unhitch them and they would fall and have to drag the hitch out of the road before they were hit.That was our game of chicken.We would have bakeoffs but end up just eating the cake out of the pan,we would jump out of the tree house and on to the trampoline,we would lock Erin in a cat cage, we even went so far that we run into the fence around the pool on purpose,actually we didnt run into it we played a game called abandon ship,you would face the tractor towards the fence n about 10 feet before jump off the tractor and just let it go and see how much damage we could do.But not all of our shinanagans happened outside,oh no we would have fights,fist fights,whip cream fights,we even had a horseradish fight,Erin and Abe always lost.Me and Lindsay were inceptrable and people think were twins and we just don't bother to tell them the truth.We would dress alike for family functions and just when were around our friends and make bets to see how many times they would confuse us.We went to Warped together,we even moshed together,how much closer can you get?But i guess because we were so close we kinda were intimidating ya see when we would go to the mall we would be instep and people moved for us and it was cool for ahile but now we just wonder how god damn scary do you have to be for people to move,thats like mafia standards.It also could be that were not the nicest people,in lamest terms you piss us off your screwed.Like Erin she pisses us off alot so she's screwed for life,we have a couple nicknames for her like...fagget,gay,ugly,fro and my personal favorite hideous.We have nicknames for everyone some good,most bad.We deffiently have always been like this,even when were four Lindsay punched me in the face,so its not our fault that were like this.It's just comes naturally.We do alot of stupid stuff and even thought were in a house with more food then anyone knows what to do with we still get bored,so we order out but not to just one place we order out to 3 or 4 and usually spend like 50 bucks on food but were happy.And it would be alot easier to order out if Lindsay had numbers on her mailbox or even a real front door,like she has one but its for looks and the handle doesn't work and it falls off but the pizza n chinese people go to that door,so you have to stand outside and wait for them and watch them pass by like 4 times before they notice and when we finally get our food im usally locked out from the broken handle so i have to walk to the side where the real door is.I don't think we would be the same if we didn't hang out,I think we would be like everyone else,at least everyone whos "happy" by susie's standards but i like our life,our life before 5.
damn im good