Comments | storvik: "Fat Tuesday"?

storvik

"Fat Tuesday"?

Mar 04, 2003 07:01

Because of their long and diverse history, Terrans have more holidays per year than they have actual days. Today appears to be yet another one; another excuse for debauchery and excess from a species which surely needs no such excuses. I first realized something was up when I went through the system logs and discovered that the replicators were ( Read more... )

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Fat Tuesday? Woohoo I am already dressed! notchad March 4 2003, 05:06:50 UTC

Woohoo Fat Tuesday. The one day of the year (not including the 364 other days of the year that I get totally blasted out of my skull on booze) to get totally blasted out of my skull on booze. Since we are currently gathering the "Great Booze Cloud" we have set the replicators on MAX. I personally would like to apply for a patton on my "Never Ending Drink" which is a very large glass with a very small replicator and transporter in it that continually refills itself and empties me. It rates High on the "Kooky factor" but still very useful.

Re: Fat Tuesday? Woohoo I am already dressed! storvik March 4 2003, 05:13:56 UTC

That "empties me" part sounds like trouble waiting to happen.

Re: Fat Tuesday? Woohoo I am already dressed! notchad March 4 2003, 05:41:30 UTC

you just have to "hold real still like."

Re: Fat Tuesday? Woohoo I am already dressed! storvik March 4 2003, 05:48:04 UTC

I'm a Vulcan. I can hold still. But those parts of your anatomy will be moving of their own volition, especially if there is much exchanging of beads and breasts in your line of sight.

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I like this journal system mib_khan March 4 2003, 06:51:57 UTC

Otherwise, I might have missed a memo. Breasts? Booze? Beads? Color me there.