A response to all the Twilight tweenies

May 02, 2010 04:27

OKAY so "Twilight" is this huge franchise and yeah, okay I've read it, I've seen the movies but its more comedy than anything for me now...yes Stephanie Meyer's vampyres suck and not in the way vamps are supposed to.
SO WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN A FANGIRL COMES UP TO YOU?!?
You ask them a simple question: Do you like Emmett???
and if they say something amazing like "Yes he's so hot"
you can go with a wide smile: He played football you know... (of course they'll smile)  Yeah, their mascot was the Midgets
At this point they will freak out and begin dissing you.  Slap them (or otherwise shut them up) and say "Don't believe me???  Wiki Dickenson High School in North Dakota...their mascot is the Midgets.  Oh and when he was playing, they didn't win a championship."

Don't you love knowing someone who lives in North Dakota???

yes.  Random thoughts enter my brain at random times...all b/c someone told me Kellan Lutz is in the new Nightmare on Elm Street thus making my OCD say "you must see this movie as a North Dakotan actor is in it"...F-M-O-C-D.  LOL.
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