my mom doesn't wear condoms
i was making tomato soup in the kitchen, and my mom was wrapping presents near by. add a condom commercial to that scene.
"i think it's dumb." -my mom
"wearing condoms is dumb? what?" -me
"no i said done. your soup is done." - my mom
"oh. yeah i thought it would have been weird for you to think wearing condoms was a bad idea." -me
"i personally never wear a condom. i have made a... personal promise to never where a condom. no one can make me." - my mom
"i think it's dumb." -my mom
"wearing condoms is dumb? what?" -me
"no i said done. your soup is done." - my mom
"oh. yeah i thought it would have been weird for you to think wearing condoms was a bad idea." -me
"i personally never wear a condom. i have made a... personal promise to never where a condom. no one can make me." - my mom