Hehehe, from Dieter and Orlando and a few others.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I stole exotic_erotica's purse (-30 points). In June on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Wednesday I gave doit_myway a kidney (1000 points). In January I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In October I broke tm_bitsandbytes's X-Box (-12 points).
Overall, I've been nice (937 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
stormybrendan
*mutters* gave him a kidney?
And, uh, Bits & Bytes? I'm really sorry, I'll get you a new one, really, if you come back next year!