Stories and sightings of Weeeeeird pets.

[stormwolf]

Ok. I've never had anything but -strange- and Ornery pets in my life. Hamsters who viciously attack people, Cannibalistic gerbils, Kamikaze parrots, Cat assasins, ravenous turtles, Dogs who think they're cats (dogs the size of a small rottweiler, mind you), angry rabbits, rats who put themselves in time-out, One masturbating ninja-chinchilla,

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[omi]

We have a super-cute boxer named Bailey, who will jump up and down and beg and sit and do tricks for a treat. However, when you give him one, he sniffs it and then runs out of his doggie door, leaving the treat on the ground.

Eventually, he comes back with this hilarious sheepish expression on his face, like 'WHOA GUYS SORRY FORGOT ABOUT MY BONE.'

Digby, the beagle, gets hilariously proud of herself whenever she manages to actually pee outside, as she is a lean, mean, pissing machine. Only, I'm lying about the lean and the mean. She's like perfectly round, and she loves everything. Anyway, whenever she pees outside, she comes back in wagging her tail, totally triumphant, nose high, and tries to make anyone go outside and see that she's peed. You know, like MOMMY MOMMY LOOK WHAT I DID.

Madison, the total freak of a cat here, will fashion a faux-nipple out of any furry substance she can find -- stuffed animals, fuzzy sweaters, etc. Then, she will proceed to suckle the hell out of it, and walk away loopy and happy, as though she'd made catnip or something.

[stormwolf]

HAH MY CAT DOES THAT TOO! I swear t'god... It's like he was weaned too early.

[onefishjyuufish]

Anthony Hopkins = Hannibal Lecter
Hannibal Lecter = Serial Killer

and

Anthony Hopkins = Beagle

So Beagle = Serial Killer

Beware, Ayachi. D: First she pees, then she kills!

[stormwolf]

Damn you both for ever making me come up with that! Hannibal will forever haunt me in my dreams and bay at the moon...

And I don't know that Anthony Hopkins would be particularly pleased to find out we decided he could be a beagle XP