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1) Are you a virgin? Close enough ;)
2) If no how old were you when you lost your virginity? 20... in a motel room... just like the funky online quiz said I would. go figure!
3) Have you ever cheated on someone? No
4) Have you ever been cheated on? Yeah
5) Who was the last person you had sex with? Crystal
6) Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes. However, those that think they have it are almost always wrong, and thise that do don't realize thats what it was until years later, looking back
7) Do you believe in lust at first sight? Duh, I have a dick!
8) Does makeup make a girl more attractive? Depends on the girl and the makeup. as a general rule, If I look at a girl, and instandtly know she is wearing makeup, then its not helping.
9) Were you usually the dumper or the dumpee in your past relationships? The dumpee
10) Would you ever have plastic surgery? Yeah
11) What do you wear to bed? Crystal
12) Do you plan on getting married? And remarried, and remarried, and...
13) Have you ever done something sexual with someone of the same sex? Yup
15) If yes, was it a one off? Assuming I know what its asking, yes
16) If you/your gf got pregnant, would you want an Abortion? I would never wants an abortion, unless it was due to rape or life threatining to Crys, but even then, the decision would be hers, and I would be the best father I could be.
18) Future child's name?Jesus Christ, and God Dammit (j/k, just giving props to Bill Cosby!!)
19) Do you snore? Im sleeping, so Im not really sure
20) Do you prefer sleeping with someone or sleeping alone? it depends...
21) Do you sleep with stuffed animals? For quite a while, but now a days, when not up against my woman, I find I prefer pillows
22) Casual sex or relationship sex? Only had relationship sex, but I bet they are both quite enjoyable
23) Prefer giving or receiving in the bedroom? As opposed to the linin closet? I'm game for anything!
24) Doggy or wheelbarrow? Both
25) Guy on top or girl on top? Both
26) Standing up or sitting down? I'm a gonna say... Both
27) Who was the last person you touched? Crys, of course!
28) Have you ever involved food with sex? So much fun!
29) Have you ever used blindfolds during sex? very very nice
30) If you could be having sex with anyone right now who would it be? Crys
31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? I was for halloween once.. but couldn't make myself go outside. Still, got some nice Cat calls that night
32) Have you loved somebody so much it makes you cry? Yeah, and that means more then for most.
33) Ever told someone you've been in love with them and not meant it? No
34) Do you talk in your sleep?How would I know? Should I be tape recording myself?
35) Ever had sex in a public place? Not for lack of trying.
36) Would you prefer to have sex on a beach or in a pool? The pool rocks, but id try the beach
37) What would be your ideal date? Not sure on this one... I'll think on it.
38) During sex do you prefer to be in control or in someone else's control? In someone elses control, Being in charge is fun every now and then
39) Ever had a sexual dream about one of your friends? who hasnt?
40) Do you feel that you've ever had a truly successful relationship? Yeah
41) Would you ever have a three way? Lemme think.... YEAH!
42) Would you ever be just fuck buddies with someone? Abso-fuckin-lutely!
43) Would you ever admit to having plastic surgery of any kind if confronted? If I had some, sure
44) How long does your shower last? ditto sandi! AS long as the water holds out!
45) Would you ever let someone film the two of you having sex? sure
46) Do you watch porn? Ladies, I AM porn! (well, more like a bad stag film, but I can dream, can't I?)
47) Self-conscious? Extremely, but what the hell, you only live once.
48) How long does sex usually last in your personal experiences? Quickies as short as a couple of mintes, to a few hours, with foreplay, average about an hour.
49) How many people have you had sex with? Let me count the ways.... 1.... yup, thats it, 1
50) When was your first crush? Samantha Morris, 1st grade
51) When was your first kiss? 18 years old in a mall parking lot saying good bye to my best freind
52) When was your first snog? Translation: French kiss. I was 19, and it is quite possibly one of the very few things I would take back if I could
53) Ever been given a ring? Yeah, she calls me now and then :)
54) Longest relationship? Almost 7 years and counting
55) Ever spent a lot of money on a partner? As much (and maybe a tiny bit more) than I can afford
56) Ever taken someone out on a romantic date? My Name, is don juan DeMarco... ;)
57) Are your parents together?Divorced due to an affiar, one moved, the other died, about as far apart as you can get.
58) Do your parents know if you've had sex? Only if God gives binoculars
59) Uni: place to study or place to get laid? Studying getting laid
60) Last wedding attended? Sherri and Phillip
61) Favorite fast food restaurant? Carl's JR
62) Ever had a threeway pull? Only if that a threeway that only really a threeway for the one in the middle
63) Ever slept with more then one person in a friendship group? Not yet
64) Most hated thing for someone to do in bed? Me, and fall out of the mood in the middle
65) Boobs or bums? Hello! Its called T&A, not TorA
66) Ever regretted sleeping with someone? Nope
67) Last kiss? Moments ago
68) Favorite Alcoholic drink: Whatevet my friends are enjoying
69) Current Crush: Crystal, of course