"How depressing. A fridge full of condiments and no food to put them on."
I am currently eating my first peanut butter and banana sandwich. Unusual, but tasty all in the same. It was either this or bologna and a meatloaf sandwich. There has to be a reason its name corresponds with an Italian city now in ruins. The dude who came up with the shit was prolly like, "The city of Bologna sucks, it's all blown up and crap, and this nasy lunchmeat sux, so I'm gonna name it after it."
Yesterday Larry came over for lunch and we raided my fridge for like a half hour. All we came up with to eat was peanut butter and jelly on hot dog buns and tortilla chips with ranch dressing. He also found something that isn't even in the Webster Dictionary...
We didn't eat the entire day, nonetheless. At least I'll be able to eat in college.
This morning I almost threw up three times while I was brushing my teeth. Attractive.
Yesterday Larry came over for lunch and we raided my fridge for like a half hour. All we came up with to eat was peanut butter and jelly on hot dog buns and tortilla chips with ranch dressing. He also found something that isn't even in the Webster Dictionary...
We didn't eat the entire day, nonetheless. At least I'll be able to eat in college.
This morning I almost threw up three times while I was brushing my teeth. Attractive.