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Oct 09, 2005 23:11

Helianthus16: Killer Queen
sierrasexlota: is a good song.
Helianthus16: You finish my sentences well.
Helianthus16: Aesthetically and semantically pleasing.
sierrasexlota: I should hope so!
sierrasexlota: I am trying to write an essay right now and it is not nearly so aesthetically and semantically pleasing.
sierrasexlota: or even pleasurable to write.
Helianthus16: Clearly I should start every sentence, and then you can finish them.
sierrasexlota: clearly!
Helianthus16: What's the topic?
sierrasexlota: hospice
sierrasexlota: for and against
Helianthus16: Hospice care: A hidden danger in your...
sierrasexlota: closet, along with that dead body.
Helianthus16: It's vitally important that
sierrasexlota: you research your Medicare coverage of hospice, but only after you get rid of that dead body.
Helianthus16: Additionally, you might want to
sierrasexlota: consider cryogenics, because then you will never have to be a dead body like the one in your closet.
Helianthus16: Some helpful places to dump a dead body include
sierrasexlota: the river.
Helianthus16: If you find that dead bodies are distasteful, you might
sierrasexlota: not want to eat them.
Helianthus16: The French, however, disagree with this sentiment, on the grounds that
sierrasexlota: everything they eat is arguably decomposing.
Helianthus16: The Americans, meanwhile
sierrasexlota: prefer to use the dead as fertilizer to grow hamburger and diet coke trees; this is a concern of various right to life organizations as it might encourage euthanasia.
Helianthus16: Which brings us back (sortof) to hospice care, which
sierrasexlota: is rather boring compared to the dead body motif.
Helianthus16: So let's go back to murder, general debauchery, and
sierrasexlota: other means of generating dead bodies.
Helianthus16: I'll let you get to your paper now
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